BAU HOTTIES
YOU
Ems your mom's hot 😱
EMILY
WHAT😟😟😟😟
😟😟😟😟
YOU
SHE IS KINDA !!! 💋
DEREK
Y/n????
same 🫦🫦🫦
YOU
Shut up Puta 🖕
EMILY
STOP ??? CALLING ??? MY ??? MOTHER??? HOT??? SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER YOU DUMB FUCK
YOU
sugar mommy then ig 🤷♀️💋
JJ
STOP THIS IS SO GOOD😭😭
YOU
Just like I did her mom
good last night 🤕
EMILY
STOP FUCK YOU EW FUCK OFF
GET FUCKED DIE GET RUN OBER BY A CAR
JUMP OFF A CLIFF END YOUR EXISTANCE 🤬🤬🤬
REID
You're dating Emilys mom?? 😲
YOU
Am I? 🤷♀️
EMILY
STOP YOU FUCKING WHOMP RAT
YOU
Damn ok 💔💔💔
YOU
Derek 🥺🥺🥺
DEREK
yes? 😏😏😏😏
YOU
How's your mom doing?
DEREK
NO 🤬 GET THE FUCK
AWAY FROM MY MOM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU
Yes sirr that's exactly what
I am 💋💋💋
YOU
NO STOP SKWNEJEQNHREH
GET THE FUC KMKENEJ 🤬🤬
EMILY
WHAT 💀
HOTCH
She just got anesthetized at the dentist, already took the phone from her and she's going to sleep don't worry 👍🏻
DEREK
Oh so you're putting her to
sleep alright 😏😏😏
JJ
wtf 😃😐😃
HOTCH
Shut the fuck up
She's actually sleeping 🧍
DEREK
in your car? 😏
HOTCH
no.
EMILY
Then where? 🤡
HOTCH
none of your business??
go to sleep 😴😴😴
EMILY
IT'S STILL THREE IN THE
AFTERNOON 🤬
GARCIA
OH MY GOD 🥳🥳🥳🥳
DEREK
WHAT
* Garcia removed Hotch from the chat *
GARCIA
HER PHONE IS LOCATED
AT HIS HOUSE 🤯
DEREK
WAIT REALLY 😨😨😨😨
GARCIA
YEAH 😆😆😆😆
EMILY
FUCK I LOST THE BET 😡😡
REID
What bet?
ROSSI
We betted for how long until one
of them became so obvious that even someone
outside of the team could tell 🙂
REID
Tell what?
JJ
That they're together Spence 🤓
REID
THEY'RE TOGETHER??????
DEREK
How can you be that dumb as a
genuis 😀
ROSSI
I won btw 💸💸💸💸
EMILY
Fuck you I tought they were better
at hiding it 🤬🤬🤬🤬
losers 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
YOU
I can still read the messages through
her phone you guys know that right? 😀
YOU
We're not together btw shut it - Hotch
