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BAU HOTTIES

EMILY
Qhat if wi all jamped from
tha moon 🤔

REID
what.

DEREK
Ems girly pop what 🧐 the fuck

EMILY
😡😡😡

YOU
GO TO SLEEP ALL OF YOU NOW .

DEREK
Alright mommy you tell them 🙏😫🥴🥴

HOTCH
Why are you guys texting
at 4 am wtf besties 🤥

EMILY
"BESTIE" ILY FUNNY
HOTCHTRACKER 🥳🥳

JJ
She drank too much wine I'm sorry 😞

YOU
I'm gonna bang my head against the wall.

HOTCH
Absolutely not.

DEREK
How bout you bang me instead 😔

HOTCH
Absolutely not.

GARCIA
So much energy for
Such late hours ☝️😕

EMILY
Haters be un my nuts su moch 🥴🥴

YOU
You know who else was on my nuts? Yeah, your mom and she told me that it's past your bed time 🥱

EMILY
FUCK YOU NO 😡😡😡

YOU
Yes Go sleepy sleepy
little emily 🥱😴🍼🍼

DEREK
LMAO 💀💀💀

YOU
OH MY FUCKIBG GOD
WHAT THE FUCK

REID
What happened y/n are you ok? 😲

HOTCH
...

YOU
WHEN I FINALLY GET EMILY TO
SHUT THE FUCK UP JACK STARTS WATCHIBG TV

YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

YOU
I DONT DESERVE THIS

YOU
THIS ACTUALLY Y/NPHOBIA

YOU
I CANT DO
THIS NO MORE 📑

HOTCH
Why did you use the
paper emoji when angry?

YOU
because paper work is nasty and I
hate when you make me do it 😒

EMILY
whi are yuo with Jack? in Hotchie Cochie
housw? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

DEREK
SO TRUE??? 💋💋💋
BESTIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🥸🥸🥵🥵🥴🥴

JJ
omg are u at bossman's house 🤠🤠

HOTCH
She is not.

GARCIA
😐🤪

* Y/n left the groupchat *

ROSSI
...

ROSSI
What happened why are you kiddos
texting in the middle of the night?

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