BAU HOTTIES
HOTCH
Y/n since you and Derek will go to the
department today please keep an eye on him
and make sure he doesn't flirt with, you know,
everyone.
HOTCH
Really, please do because he's gonna say
the wrong thing to the wrong person and
will end up getting punched
YOU
Sure! I'd love to see Derek getting punched!
HOTCH
Try again...
YOU
I'll stop Derek from
getting punched 🙄🙄👎🏻👎🏻
HOTCH
That's better, thank you!
DEREK
WHY ARE THEY TAKING CARE OF
ME AND NOT THE OPOSITE 😤😤😤😤
EMILY
Is that really a question? 😋
DEREK
OH SO YALL DON'T REMEMBER THAT ONE
TIME WHERE THEY STRAIGHT UP
PUNCHED A DETECTIVE BECAUSE HE WAS
MAKING FUN OF REID????? 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻😤😤🤬🤬
DEREK
FUCKING BALDPHOBICS
YOU
Oh so you're turning against me now?
YOU
good to know.
JJ
LOL DEREK YOU'RE DEAD 💀💀💀
HOTCH
I'm not stopping her this time.
God luck Bestie 🙏🏻
EMILY
I'LL COVER FOR YOU
BESTIE DONT WORRY 🥱🥱🥱
YOU
Aaron fire him 😋🙏
DEREK
...Aaron?
DEREK
That's suspicious, that's weird 🤔🤔🤔
EMILY
Bestie I'll have to side with
Mr. Baldy this time 🫤
HOTCH
...
YOU
Fake ass bitches 🙄🙄🙄🙄👎🏻👎🏻
JJ
Why are you using first names bestie? 😄
YOU
For the same motive that you call me
stepmom daily 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
YOU
Stupid ass 🙅♀️
JJ
😟😟😟✋🏻
DEREK
You having fun with
Mommy Jareau? 👏👏👏
YOU
I would never steal Em's girl
man tf 🤕👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
EMILY
Thanks bestie boo 🫤🫤💪🏻💪🏻
DEREK
I was talking about -
DEREK
You know what nvm 🙄✋🏻
EMILY
Not the white emoji bestie 😭😭😭
DEREK
Cracker 😒
YOU
MAN 😀
