* Y/n has severe mommy issues here because I do in rl and I wanted to had the trauma spice *
* If u have a good relationship with your mom literally shut the fuck up because I'm way too jealous to accept the fact that some mothers actually love their children 🤓 *
BAU HOTTIES
YOU
WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU
I SWEAR TO GOT IM GONNA
FUCKING KILL WHOEVER DID IT
HOTCH
Y/n what happened are you ok?
DEREK
Bestie you're not using emojis
u'r ok 😱😱😱
EMILY
Nah wtf happened seriously ☠️
YOU
I swear to got that if it was actually any of you I'm literally gonna stab you 😕
GARCIA
Sweetheart what happened?
YOU
Someone just used my phone to prank
call my non restric contacts but they did it
with my mother's number too and she took it seriously and now she's coming to see me
REID
What's wrong with your mom
wanting to see you?
YOU
I hate her??? That's what's wrong???
She was literally neglectefull, abusive and
manipulative
YOU
I can't stand to be close to her
what the fuck do I do I'm panicking 😀
EMILY
FUCK NO.
HOTCH
Y/n come to my office please.
EMILY
Who the fuck did.
JJ
No seriously that's actually mean
who was it😟
GARCIA
IT WAS THE GUY SHE WENT
ON A DATE WITH WEEKS AGO
GARCIA
He hacked into her phone
Wich wasn't hard considering the
fact that all her passwords were the same 🥸
DEREK
On my way to find that
lil motherfucker 😘😘
ROSSI
Oh.. Is it the lady that just
walked through the elevator?
YOU
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK
EMILY
Imma get her outta here 💋
JJ
Emily don—
JJ
Oh well 🤷♀️
REID
...Derek?
DEREK
yes🤓
REID
Where are you?
DEREK
On my way to beat the shit outta that lil
punk ass bitch of her ex-fling 😱💋💋💋💋💋😘😘
GARCIA
Oh no :<<
Hotch looks verryyy mad 😲😲😲
JJ
Huh Emily's just straight up
screaming at her face I don't think it can
get wor—
REID
oH!!!
JJ
HOTCH JUST JOINED IN 💀💀💀
JJ
I don't think I've ever seen him
this mad 😟
REID
Emily just pushed her into the elevator and
called security it's ok now ☺️ !!!
YOU
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
GARCIA
Is everything ok now? I don't
like bad parents they're mean 😕😕😕
HOTCH
Everything's great now. Y/n stay in
my office please, I want to talk to you
DEREK
AHHHH I JUST RUINED THAT
MFUCKERS NOSE 🤪🤪🤪 LOSER 💋💋
