3

2.3K 36 24
                                    


BAU HOTTIES

REID
Why is Emily so angry?

JJ
Yeah, what happened? 🫤

YOU
She took one of those "Wich character
are you in the Harry Potter universe?"

DEREK
And?? 🤥🤥

YOU
She got Snape 👎🏻👎🏻

HOTCH
...

EMILY
FUCKING SNAPE WHAT
THE FRICKING FUCKIBG FUCK 👹👹👹👹

EMILY
HE UGLY ASF AND BULLYS CHILDREN CAUSE HE GOT REJECTED?????????

YOU
Miss ma'am having a full on
break down 😨 #unsubera👎🏻

EMILY
I ONLY BULLY DEREK 🤬🤬🤬

HOTCH
And me 👎🏻

EMILY
Yeah whatever you're old shut up 😮‍💨

HOTCH
???

DEREK
Bossman laugh rn
Bestie Em's funny af 🙄🙄🙄

DEREK
Must be hard not to have a
sense of humor 😒😒😒

HOTCH
I do have a sense of humor you know?

DEREK
I never hear you laugh 🥱🥱🥱

HOTCH
I never hear you say anything funny?

YOU
NOT BOSSMAN VIOLATING D
OKOK I SEE YOU 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

ROSSI
...

ROSSI
Hey kiddos!
I brought lasagna in!

EMILY
YO SAY LESS PAPA ITALIA 🤤🤤🤤

DEREK
ROSSI'S A TRUE ONE FR FR ☝🏻🤩🤩🤩

YOU
ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE
SUDDENLY SOLVED 😋😋😋

REID
YAY PASTA! 😄 (<- emoji of a
smiley face)

GARCIA
Thank you so much Dave ❤️❤️❤️

JJ
Yeah thanks male 🙏🏻

HOTCH
It is not allowed to eat that type of food in the office.

YOU
BOOOO FUCK YOU 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻🤬🤬🤬

DEREK
Yeah I'll help you with that 🤤🤤

DEREK
I'll eat first too so yeah fuck you for now 🫤

HOTCH
...

BAU GROUP CHATWhere stories live. Discover now