BAU HOTTIES
REID
Why is Emily so angry?
JJ
Yeah, what happened? 🫤
YOU
She took one of those "Wich character
are you in the Harry Potter universe?"
DEREK
And?? 🤥🤥
YOU
She got Snape 👎🏻👎🏻
HOTCH
...
EMILY
FUCKING SNAPE WHAT
THE FRICKING FUCKIBG FUCK 👹👹👹👹
EMILY
HE UGLY ASF AND BULLYS CHILDREN CAUSE HE GOT REJECTED?????????
YOU
Miss ma'am having a full on
break down 😨 #unsubera👎🏻
EMILY
I ONLY BULLY DEREK 🤬🤬🤬
HOTCH
And me 👎🏻
EMILY
Yeah whatever you're old shut up 😮💨
HOTCH
???
DEREK
Bossman laugh rn
Bestie Em's funny af 🙄🙄🙄
DEREK
Must be hard not to have a
sense of humor 😒😒😒
HOTCH
I do have a sense of humor you know?
DEREK
I never hear you laugh 🥱🥱🥱
HOTCH
I never hear you say anything funny?
YOU
NOT BOSSMAN VIOLATING D
OKOK I SEE YOU 😮💨😮💨😮💨
ROSSI
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ROSSI
Hey kiddos!
I brought lasagna in!
EMILY
YO SAY LESS PAPA ITALIA 🤤🤤🤤
DEREK
ROSSI'S A TRUE ONE FR FR ☝🏻🤩🤩🤩
YOU
ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE
SUDDENLY SOLVED 😋😋😋
REID
YAY PASTA! 😄 (<- emoji of a
smiley face)
GARCIA
Thank you so much Dave ❤️❤️❤️
JJ
Yeah thanks male 🙏🏻
HOTCH
It is not allowed to eat that type of food in the office.
YOU
BOOOO FUCK YOU 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻🤬🤬🤬
DEREK
Yeah I'll help you with that 🤤🤤
DEREK
I'll eat first too so yeah fuck you for now 🫤
HOTCH
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