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BAU HOTTIES

DEREK
BESTIES HELP 🙀🙀🙀

DEREK
WHATS A WORD THAT MIXES
"SAD" AND "MAD"????? 🤕🤕🤕😪🙄🙄

EMILY
what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HOTCH
Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

YOU
smad 😋

HOTCH
what.

DEREK
THANKS BESTIE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
APRECIATED 🤕😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

EMILY
Genius move babe 👏👏👏

REID
Huh "smad" isn't actually a real word..

YOU
It's as real as me and yo mom in
our bed last night 🤕👎🏻

JJ
Hell nah 😭😭😭

REID
My mom has dementia.

YOU
And I'm not straight ??? 🙄

YOU
Tf pretty boy don't use big words with me
It aint working 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

REID
oh?

HOTCH
You're spending WAY too much
time with Derek 👎🏻

DEREK
HOW IS ANY OF
THIS MY FAULT 😀😄😀

YOU
If it's not your fault then it's mine and that
just CAN'T be right 🥱🥱🥱

HOTCH
Yeah Derek, stop corrupting them

YOU
Yeah Derek listen to Aaron

EMILY
HOLD ON. FULL PAUSE.
PHRASE PERIOD. 😟😟😟

DEREK
BESTIE BOO WHAT

YOU
what 😒

HOTCH
Yeah what?

DEREK
WHY ARE YOU AGREEING WITH HER 😭😭😭🤕🤕😟😟

DEREK
YOU NEVER AGREE WITH ME
ON ANYTHING 😀

YOU
That's because you're
always wrong 🙄🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

EMILY
Imma have to go with Mr Mc. Baldy
this time, you never agree with any of us
in anything 💀🤥🤥🤥👎🏻👎🏻

REID
Hotch agrees with me most of the time :)))

JJ
That's because you're mostly never
wrong 🤔🤔🤔🤔

YOU
He likes me more than he likes you
so shut up bestie respectfully 😋😋😋✋🏻

HOTCH
^

DEREK
WHAT

HOTCH
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING.

EMILY
Blinking so heavily rn 😟

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