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BAU HOTTIES

EMILY
WHO THE FUCK ATE MY
FUCKING DONUT

EMILY
I AM LITERALLY GOING
TO STAB SOMEONE WTF

DEREK
👹👹👹

Y/N
Yeah it was great to know
you Derek, bye bye 😘

EMILY
I AM LITERALLY GONNA
CUT YOUR DICK OFF

EMILY
FUCK YOU 🤬🤬🤬

ROSSI
It's just a donut kiddos
Don't fight over it please

JJ
Shut up I wanna see Ems beat
his ass

JJ
Go wifey! 😘😘

DEREK
😨😨😨

DEREK
Fake. Ass. Bitches.

HOTCH
Do not fight in the bullpen.

Y/N
Oh please do

EMILY
COME HERE RN DEREK
STOP RUNNING🤬✂️✂️✂️

EMILY
YOU FUCKING DOOR KCIKER

DEREK
DEATH FAKER

Y/N
oh?

EMILY
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

HOTCH
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

Y/N
😨😨😨

YOU
Not bossman entering his
unsub era 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

HOTCH
YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING
PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN
PLEASE SHUT UP

EMILY
They just don't make 'em like me
anymore 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

HOTCH
yeah, thank god.

Y/N
Don't speak to Emmy like that
Hotchie Poo 😔😔😔

Y/N
I'll always love you, even with
your crocked ass bangs 😘

EMILY
Thank you 💕
I love you too, even with your
anger issues 😮‍💨

Y/N
You're welcome Prentpiss ❤️

JJ
Prent what now

DEREK
STOP THATS ACTUALLY
SO CLEVER 😮‍💨😮‍💨

HOTCH
...

EMILY
😨

ROSSI
I don't get it?

Y/N
Of course you don't, you're old 🙄

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