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Xiao | Don't get used to seeing me like this.

Xiao again please just trust me on this. You're exactly one thousand eight hundred and your vision with Pyro. Your height is 5'1. This one's a bit shorter.

Yukiko's P.O.V

I sighed softly, serving the guest's what they wanted. It was the busiest day of the year, with the festival nearby. I felt a child pull on my long vivid red hairs, playing with the black tips. The mother apologized, me continuing on. My pale green eyes darted around the room, carefully watching everyone. I noticed Xiao walk in, me quickly walking over the his seat. I placed a plate of almond tofu in front of him, seeing him quickly look at me.

"Your regular. Two thirty in the afternoon every Wednesday." I smiled. "I'll get you your other plate when your ready."

I noticed Sucrose sneaking out of the kitchen, making me furrow my eyebrows, walking over to her and Albedo.

"Was there a problem with your food?"

"Y-yes! Yes, there was a fly in it!" She quickly stuttered out.

"Oh. I'll get you a replacement."

I went to the kitchen and grabbed her plate and the almond tofu for Xiao, placing it on my tray. I placed her food in front of her, Albedo's eyes now deadlocked on Xiao. They were visiting Liyue on behalf of research purposes funded by the Knights of Favonious. I sighed, walking over to Xiao and taking his plate, placing his new one in front of him. I sighed softly, sitting down.

"Don't overwork yourself." He muttered.

"You've been watching me do jobs like this for hundreds of years now. You know I can handle it." I shook my head, shaking off the weary feeling. "So strange, feeling tired and yet not being able to sleep."

"Mm."

I looked to see him eating the tofu, still having that flat expression on his face. I took the plate from him as he finished, continuing my work. I was just placing a tray on a table when I heard a loud thud and a bunch of clattering. I looked over to see Xiao collapsed on the floor, panting heavily. I quickly darted across the room, putting my arm through his.

"Are you alright?" I asked softly.

"I feel horrible... my entire body is hot..." He murmured. "I think I might be sick. Don't let the mortals see me like this."

I looked over at Albedo, who was writing something down. I motioned to a coworker to lead them out back with me, going around where no one could see.

"I feel horrible... my head hurts really bad..." I heard him hiccup.

"So it worked how I expected it to."

I quickly turned and growled at Albedo. "What did you do?! What's wrong with him?!"

"No worries. This should wear off in a couple days to a week-"

"A week?!" I grabbed my spear.

"It was just a small experiment I wanted to test..." He pulled out him sword. "I mean no harm, I assure you. He is absolutely fine."

"You have five seconds to explain why you decided to 'experiment' without his permission." I held my spear back. "Or I will decapitate you where you stand."

"As I told you, it is completely harmless. He's just going to act drunken for a little while. At most it will last three days, for him." I gripped further onto my spear the more he spoke. "I have never come across a calm immortal before-"

"I would have rather you took your sick experiment on me than him." I sighed. "I hate visitors from out of town. Come on, Xiao."

I put my arm around him. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience..." The girl whispered.