Dear Friend

2.11.13

Dear Friend,

Okay so today is taylor Lautner’s birthday <3 woottwoot I love that guy. I have a lot to tell you but right now is not the right time. I am kind of pissed off and depressed. Ill just write something lighthearted.

So I was kind of selfconscious and I wrote a list of all my flaws. My friend in chem. She proved all the flaws wrong. Here’s a list:

List of my flaws:

·         Frizzy hair     Volumized hair

·         Fat                 curvy (not really) You’re skinny!

·         Stretch marks   Beauty Marks

·         Ugly legs          Petit

·         Cuts  and bruises on arms (I do not self harm)           Past injuries

·         Too dark          Perfectly tanned

·         Chubby fingers         ß lies

·         Pimples                         Puberty

·         No vision         Contacts

·         Caterpillar eyebrows          Perfectly done eye

·         Ugly eye color    Natural color. Good for make up

·         No butt           Fits in more clothes

·         No boobs less weight

·         Bags under eyes tired from high school

·         Ugly handwriting gets things done faster

·         No life better grades

·         Perverted sexy imagination

·         Laughs weird unique – makes others laugh

·         Stupid NOT

·         Short can wear more heels

·         Not athletic artsy

·         Ugly man voice NOT EVEN

·         Klutz  Walking challenged

The things in bold are her comebacks. I got to say its pretty funny.

-Me