A/N: Aw Hell Yeah, We Going To The Big Rock In Space! Have Fun Reading I Guess.
(As The Praetors walk out of the portal from the other universe, they appear to be in a park or state area. They look at a sign by the front of the park; Yellowstone National Park, park of the State Of Wyoming.)
Urabrask: Hey guys! Get a load of this info!
Vorinclex: Yeah Urabrask? Something up?
Urabrask:Yeah, we're in a fucking park! Like a national park, with a supervolcano!
Jin-Gitaxias:Ay, did someone say a supervolcano?! Where Is it?
Geth: Cool! A supervolcano, wait a minute...is it an active one?
Jin-Gitaxias:No, it's not an active volcano. It's stangnant but it might blow in a few million years.
Geth: Well then, good thing we're not going to be on this planet for a few million years.
Vorinclex:Well then aweso-wait, this is a fucking planet?
Jin-Gitaxias: Yeah, what else would this be, a flat fucking plate?
Geth:Shhhh, The Schizo flat earth society will hear you!
Jin-Gitaxias:The fuck is the flat earth society?
A/N (whispering): Honestly He Probably doesn't know about the q-anon or anonymous.
Jin-Gitaxias:I Can Fucking Hear You!
Vorinclex:Anyways, Let's get moving eh? I wanna see what this world is like!
Urabrask:WAIT!
Other Praetors:What?
Urabrask:We Don't Have Money!
Jin-Gitaxias:Woah Woah Hey Wait A Minute Now, We Need Money?
Urabrask:Yup.
Jin-Gitaxias:I Could Make Some Out Of Thin Air, Maybe. So, What Does This "Money" look like?
Urabrask:This!
Jin-Gitaxias: Okay...how much will we need?
Urabrask:Eight Stacks? Two For Each Of Us?
Jin-Gitaxias:All Right, Here. Two Stack For Everyone.
(They Each Grab Two Stacks Containing About 955$ each)
Vorinclex:Okay, Now Where To Next?
Geth:From What I'm thinking, probably a store or a small town or shop, in this place...we need to blend in super well.
Vorinclex:I get that, but absolutely HOW do we blend in? LOOK AT US! we look like some crazy ass demon Dragon things!
Jin-Gitaxias:Woah Buddy. Stop projecting your looks onto us. Even thought that demon part real accurate.
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Phyrexia; Praetor Reach
HumorSo....You Know The Praetors Right? Vorinclex, Jin-Gitaxias, Urabrask, And Geth Yeah? So What Happens When They Travel Through Universes And Do The Stupidest Bullshit Imaginable? Well, You Get This Book. Have Fun! And Also, Comment Your Criticism So...