Paul Dano imagines

Riddler/ edward nashton head cannons

RIDDLER/ EDWARD NASHTON HEADCANNONS
-the average Radiohead enjoyer
-definitely started the riddler stuff as a mid teenager like 15 but it was only revealing secrets of his classmates on Twitter
-streams Minecraft on his second twitch channel
-owns and uses a Batman nightlight
-he's a milk drinker
-HATES FIREWORKS
-he ❤️'s rats
-when he was in the orphanage he went to the store and stole (bc he had no money) a oversized shirt like XXL and wore it to bed every night and probably still does
-bad posture
-his weakness is cats
-loves the Kardashian's
-loves walks in the woods
-hardcore lady Gaga Stan
-watches the office he's a Pam kinnie
-uses tear free shampoo
-left handed
-peanut allergy
-always getting flustered
-has a small sad funeral for when one of his rats die
-if you steal his stuff in Minecraft he will get salty and kill your dog but NEVER your cat
-total light weight when it comes to alcohol
-in the orphanage he used to make duck tape wallets
-for the stray cats he definitely buys them food bowls and places them outside his apartment
-always bumping into inanimate objects and apologising for it
-has lots of tiny scars on this fingers from the rats
-he likes to flex in Minecraft by using red stone
-he has only smoked once in his life and that was in the orphanage in-front of other teenagers to look "cool" but as soon as he inhales he choked the smoke back up and eventually threw-up
-he got his costume professionally made when he started going on missions as the riddler
-complains about Batman on live all the time but if anyone agrees he will dox them
RIDDLER/ EDWARD NASHTON RELATIONSHIP HEAD CANNONS
-definitely meet at the office or diner
-café/ diner dates
-he tells you he's the riddler at the start of the relationship you were a little freaked out but you still love him
-you were his first kiss
-shows you off on live stream
-before you two dated he would watch/ stalk you through web cam, windows, follows you home after work (only so he knew you were safe)
-also before you two dates he did extensive research on you like stalk social media
-he gets flustered easily especially after you give him affection like kiss, hold hand
-him giving you constant riddles
-on his first day of work you made him lunch and put a love riddle in his little lunch bag/ box when he read it his heart melted
-on one of the first dates he gave you a "challenging" riddle and when you solved it you put your hand up to give him a high five and he flinched your heart broke
-he would rather die than get you involved in his dirty work
-spoils you with little gifts
-you clean his glasses because he never does
-overprotective of you
-he's so soft with you
-depending on his mood like stressful day at work= little spoon
But after all his riddler work= big spoon because he wants to protect you from Gotham
-when you two meet he's a huge virgin
-awkward af especially on the first date
-touch starved
-you two adopt a cat and call him riddle
-loves kissing your neck
-loves to lie on your stomach and you play with his hair
-loves singing to you
-you two own a lot of small house plants
-if you two have a child he will always beg you to let him bring them to bed with him so he knows they are safe
-likes to take Polaroid pictures of you when your sleeping or not paying attention he says it's to capture your natural beauty
-keeps his favourite Polaroid of you in his wallet