Paul Dano imagines

Eli brooks head cannons

(Remember when I said this book was finished yeah that was a joke well no it was cancelled but then I though of Eli hc )

-favourite cloud red or mustard yellow
-Tyler the creator lover
-Pepsi guy
- geography guy
-watches cartoons like- gravity falls, ed, edd and eddy
-HATES READING
-loves Star Wars
-collects comics and porn mags
-rooms full of posters and small trinkets
-bisexual
-definitely used to edit Matt and Klitz's face on top of male porn stars he finds it hilarious but when he shows Matt and Klitz they both ask him something like "dude why are you looking at make porn stars?"
-ADHD
-loves modern family, Big Bang theory
-last one in the friend group to learn how to drive
-dog person
-watches the most random documentary's
-tits and ass guy he can't pick one
-owns a tortoise or some type of reptile
-rides his bike everywhere
-he's fascinated with skateboarding but doesn't actually know how to skate
-definitely has older brother whose now in college
-every time he sees Klitz he says something like "hey klitzy baby" Klitz used to hate it but it's been going on for so long Klitz just plays along like "hey sweet cheeks" and makes a kissy face
-accidentally bought edibles like infused sour patch kids because he thought the packaging was cool so he bought them then ate them all in one sitting
-smacks klitz ass (a lot)
-he definitely buys things based on their packaging like if a drink comes in a cool can he will buy it but save the can and put it on display
ROMANTIC HC 💐
-he vlogs your dates
-loves couple costumes not even the romantic ones the weird ones like pb + J or toothpaste + toothbrush
-constantly snaking your ass
-he loves hickeys mainly reviving them but he also likes giving them
-he makes you playlists
-always texting you cheesy pick up lines
-loves you wearing his hat
-hes a big spoon he likes to hold onto you like a koala
-calls you~ babe, baby, hot stuff
-loves baking with you
-most of his camera roll is pictures of you some fun and cute but some y'know ;)
-your first ever date was lazer tag
-always passing you notes in class what say
"Im bored love you <3"
"Look at what drew"
Then it's a little doodle
-LOVES CUDDLING
-he likes when you leave your clothes over at his house especially bras
-when you two cuddle he always whispers stuff in your ear like
"God I love you"
"I'm so lucky"
"So so pretty"
But also he whisperers weird ;) things like
"I'm horny"
"If you keep rubbing your ass against my dick I'm going to get hard"
"You wanna watch porn?"
"Can you take your shirt of please please please"
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Boom done 💪