the Marauders story- year one

an earie problem

The day after the full moon all Remus heard was about the moon, how beautiful it was, how extrondairy it was, how rare it was. That was all that Remus heard and it was really starting to piss him off, knowing from past events that after the full moon he was just as ebay to piss off as he was before it. He decided to mainly stay in the dorm, listening to the beatles for a change instead of going to the normal records of queen. Remus also took to playing on his keyboard much, much more often.

He played on his keyboard so loudly that he often didn't hear his friends, which was most often James and sirius. James would wave it off and ask him what he wanted to later, but Sirius would just stand there shouting his name over and over getting louder and louder each time. It was at lunch when one of these scenarios happened.

Remus had put on a random record, he didn't care which one, he just turned it up all the way and played his keyboard with headphones on and volume all the way up. Sirius came prancing into the dorm, he was very excited and had extremely good news to tell remus.

"Remus!" Sirius yelled while turning down the volume on the record player.

"Remus!" Sirius yelled again, while covering his ears, even while Remus had his headphones in, the music was still extremely loud.

"Remus!" Sirius yelled while weaving his hands around to try in vain to catch Remus's attention.

Remus saw Sirius waving his arms around and took off his headphones while turning down the volume. He felt a liquid-like substance on his ear and reached up to touch it, he brought his hand down and Remus's eyes widened, his ear was bleeding!

"Sirius, my ear! It's bleeding!" Remus exclaimed, very worried.

Sirius quickly took off the shirt he was wearing and this revealed a lightly toned pack of six ambs, he then scrunched it up into a very tight little ball and gently held it on Remus's bleeding ear, he then spoke very softly.

"Keep a very firm grip on this and walk very slowly down the stairs, take stops if you need to. Don't you dare feel embarrassed about it and i'll be right with you after i put on a shirt"

Remus did exactly what Sirius told him to, taking it extremely slowly as he felt a massive headache about to come on. Remus was just about to walk down the first flight of stairs when Sirius joined him, Sirius out of nowhere for no reason stopped Remus and stepped in front of remus.

"I'm carrying you down the stairs, no negotiation" sirius said in a very somber voice.

"Sirius, no~ sirius picked remus up~ sirius! No!" Remus shouted at his friend then winced from the loud noise "Sirius, please, just call James or something, he's the closest in height to me anyway, please." Remus asked of Sirius who put Remus down, on the top step.

"You just gave me an amazing idea, Lupin, thank you so much!" Remus immediately regretted everything he had just said, he should've just sucked it up. Sirius turned to him "do you have parchment, a quill and ink on you right now?" Remus shook his head. Who on earth would have that on them at any given point?

"Damn it! Okay, you Remus Lupin, stay here while I quickly run up to the dorm to do what I need to do and then I'll be right back, okay?"

Remus agreed with sirius but at the same time he agreed with himself that he was not going to do that, instead he slowly went down the stairs in a crab like way, he sat on his bottom and went down each step one at a time, it was a very long repetitive process to say the least. Remus made it to the first platform and was crab walking to the next flight of steps when Sirius found him.

"Remus Lupin! I told you to stay put!" Sirius yelled at him from the top of the stairs, Remus winced at the sound and Sirius instantly felt guilty about it.