Enemy? | Taekook

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Jungkook
Hyungie !
Future husband!!

Taehyung
Yes love?

Jungkook
I love you with all my butt

Taehyung
Ehh??
What? Butt ?!

Jungkook
I would say my heart but it is not as big as my ass

Taehyung
😳
You...

Jungkook
Me?...

Taehyung
You have.. no filter

Jungkook
Hah
HAHAHAHA
LOOK WHO IS TALKING
Yesterday , all you did was talking about babies
And now you are shy
Huh

Taehyung
😑
Whatever

Jungkook
YeAh yEaH
So
What is the difference between a boyfriend and a condom ?

Taehyung
What the fuck

Jungkook
Uff just answer me

Taehyung
Are you trying to compare condom and boyfriend?
Really ?!

Jungkook
Nah
I am asking about difference
Now tell me

Taehyung
Condom is non living and boyfriend is living duh

Jungkook
Nah

Taehyung
Then 😑

Jungkook
Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!

Taehyung
What!?🤨
...oh
😳 Jeon Fucking Jungkook
What the actual fuck
Stop!

Jungkook
Okay okay
What does a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?

Taehyung
Now what?!

Jungkook
They're always coming early

Taehyung
...

Jungkook
🙂

Taehyung
Okay enough Jeon
If you dont want me to punish you

Jungkook
Oh then I will definitely not stop 😏

Taehyung
Oh the punishment is that I will not talk to you for a week

Jungkook
WHAT?!

Taehyung
Yes

Jungkook
Nuuuuuuu

Taehyung
🤨

Jungkook
Okay okay 🥺

Taehyung
Good
Now how are you?

Jungkook
I am fine Thank you

Taehyung
Aye why so childish

Jungkook
So what should I say:
"My asshole is throbbing because it wants your dick inside"

Taehyung
Nah
Better be childish

Jungkook
Thought so

Taehyung
Um so

Jungkook
What?

Taehyung
I am scared if I should tell you this or not

Jungkook
Okay tell me

Taehyung
Noo you will scold me 🥺

Jungkook
Uff I will not
Now say

Taehyung
Umm I got a collaboration with Glitter

Jungkook
This bitch

Taehyung
Yah you have no rights to call him bitch
He is the most sexiest person in the world
Have you seem his THIGHS
That's t h i c c

Jungkook
Oh
Is that so Kim?

Taehyung
['Oh shit' thought Taehyung because even after knowing that his love hate glitter , he still simped over him]
Hahahahah
But my love's thigh is more beautiful

Jungkook
Hove you seen it?
🤨

Taehyung
Umm no

Jungkook
You know what kim ?
You can fuck yourself
You amd your glitter
tHiCc tHiGhs
Huh
Go to your glitter
I dont fucking need you
Chim is better
Atleast he dont simp over something that's not me
['Lies' thought kook. 'That midget is always thirsting over his husband like hell']

Taehyung
Sorry koo
Sorry sorry
I will not say again
Dont go to Jimin

Jungkook
Did I ask your opinion?

Taehyung
No

Jungkook
Then?
I dont wanna talk to you
Bye

Taehyung
But
Sorry love
I was kidding
Pls don't go
Seen

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So umm I need your guys opinion.. one of my bestie asked me to add smut in this book so what do you guys think? Should I add it or not.. 😏