Enemy? | Taekook

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Jungkook
TAEHYUNG!!

TAEHYUNGIE!!

REPLY ME

I HAVE A QUESTION!!

KIM

FUCKING

TAEHYUNG

Taehyung
Yaah
Why are you spamming

Jungkook
I have a question
I have a question
I have a question

Taehyung
Say it
Say it
Say it

Jungkook
Hmm so
My mom was making weird jokes

Taehyung
Now I know where you got this trait from

Jungkook
What?!

Taehyung
Nothing
Ha so where were you

Jungkook
Ah yes
So she was making weird jokes and I said
"Mom! Stop it your jokes are not funny at all"

Taehyung
So??

Jungkook
So she said I made you

Taehyung
...

Jungkook
What does this mean
??

Taehyung
Hahahaha
Kookie
You don't need to know
Okay
Chill
Tell me a joke
Today I wanna hear it

Jungkook
Eh
You are weird today
YOU asked ME  a joke
Wow
But yeah
Listen
I told my mom to start embracing her mistakes
Then she hugged me

Taehyung
...
Your mom really roast you good

Jungkook
Fuck you
But
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
I AM BETRAYED BY MY OWN MOTHER
I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE HER MY NANA MILK
though I never gave anyone
BUT STILL
And so I took a revenge

Taehyung
Revenge??
What kind of revenge??

Jungkook
I kind of umm 👉👈

Taehyung
What??

Jungkook
I umm mixed oil in her foundation
And umm I kind of added glue in her lipstick

Taehyung
...I know you have more

Jungkook
Umm yeah just a little bit of paint in hair spray

Taehyung
Little?? 🤨

Jungkook
Ugh ok just 1 bottle

Taehyung
🤨

Jungkook
Ugh ok 2 bottles
NOW NOT MORE!!
I ain't telling you now

Taehyung
*sigh*
I am thinking about my future now

Jungkook
Ohhh what are you thinking??

Taehyung
That what will happen when you will be my wife and if I do a mistake by mistake

Jungkook
Aww my heart got boom boom
Anddd I will ignore the rest of the line
Tysm

Taehyung
Smh
Anyways
Did you see the rumours for glitter
??

Jungkook
Uh no? Wae?

Taehyung
There is something wrong there
Its like the real glitter doesnot perform or something like that
His real name also leaked
Its Jungfo? Nah Jung.. Jung.. what?!
Ah wait lemme see

Jungkook
🤨

Taehyung
Ah yes
Glitter's real name is Jungho
Though I dont know about the title
But this is true

Jungkook
Wow
Looks like we will know about the real glitter soon

Taehyung
I guess so
I really wanna see who the real glitter is
Oh my God
I will be ded that day!!
Fuck
Imagine those thighs
God!

Jungkook
GOD TAEHYUNG YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU SIMP ON HIM!
I TRY MY BEST NOT TO MENTION THAT NAME BUT STILL YOU DO AND STARTS FANBOYING LIKE SERIOUSLY?! DO I LOOK LIKE A DUFFER TO YOU?!
FUCK YOU TAEHYUNG
DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME NOW

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Taehyung
What??
No koo
Fuck are you serious!
['Wait I know what to do!' thought Taehyung as he hurried]

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Well well well

First of all
The visuals Min Yoongi has in the MV is just on the other level!

Second
I added some spice and sorry for not updating yesterday!today also the update maybe boring because I am tired as fuck

Third
Who wants my insta?? Dm me!