Jungkook
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
Taehyung
Why do you even TRY to flirt with me
Its cringy
And second
No I am a human not a cookie
Jungkook
Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!
Taehyung
I have never went to Disneyland so Idk
Jungkook
*gasp*
Taehyung
What?
Jungkook
*dramatic gasp*
Taehyung
–_–
Jungkook
*ultra dramatic gsjffkdoeps
Taehyung
What happened to you now?
Jungkook
Nothing just choked on air 😀
Taehyung
And why
Jungkook
Cuz maybe or maybe not I was following what I was writing
Taehyung
*sigh*
What should I do
Such a baby
Jungkook
y-you
Taehyung
Are you shuttering
Cute
Jungkook
Is today the end of the world?
YOU CALLED ME CUTE
PARTY PARTY YEAH~
YOU CALLED ME BABY
PARRY PARTY YEAH~
Taehyung
Add pig too
Jungkook
YOU CALLED ME PIG
PARTY PARTY YEAH~
wait
What?!?!
🥺🤧🥺🤧🥺🤧🥺🤧
Me cry
Taehyung
Smh
You are definitely dumb
Jungkook
Nan ne meori kkokdaegieseo chumchwo you dumb, dumb
*whistle*
Taehyung
You–
I am not even surprised now
Jungkook
Oh honey
You will be surprised in the future
Cuz I am full of mysteries and surprises
Taehyung
Says the one who revealed his important info to a stranger
Jungkook
But you are not a stranger
Taehyung
Huh?
Do I know you?
Jungkook
Uh
I have to take my fish for a walk
Bye
Taehyung
Hey!
Delivered
You punk
Delivered
First answer me
Delivered
You shit
Delivered
Come back
Delivered
YOU ARE READING
Enemy? | Taekook
Hayran KurguJungkook got bored and decided to text an unknown number Top Tae Bottom Kook -×- ? I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Taehyung Eh? -×- But the problem was "𝕎𝕒𝕤 𝕋𝕒𝕖𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣?"
