-broken glass- Jikook Horror AU

21

Don't worry. Scary stuff will come back soon. For now, here's a funny chapter.

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Jimin wakes up the next morning with a massive headache. He looks around the room and sees that Jungkook has already gotten up. "Is he at work already?..."

He reaches for his phone and sees 3 empty wine bottles on the bedside table. Well that explains the headache.

He checks the time and sees that it's already 3pm. Yep. Jungkook's at work.

After letting himself adjust to being awake, he gets up and goes downstairs to make some lunch.

On his way down the stairs, he hears music in the backyard. He runs back up the stairs to grab his phone to call 911.

He grabs his phone but pauses. The lockscreen is different. "Wait, this is Jungkook's phone..."

Jimin puts it down and grabs his own, creeping down the stairs to peek outside. Jungkook is lounging by the pool with a cocktail in his hand.

He sees Jimin through the windows and waves. Jimin walks outside and sighs. "You scared the shit out of me. Why aren't you at work?"

Jungkook pulls him into his lap. "I wanted to have a day of rest with my husband."

Jimin grins. "Really?"

"Yeah. I never take breaks, and after our conversation last night, I think you're right. I'm stressing myself out and that ultimately just puts pressure on the both of us."

"Did you call out?"

"Yeah. Some of the associates were acting pissy with me but I told them I needed to stay home to sort out some security threats to our home."

Jimin frowns. "But babe, the cameras were already fixed."

Jungkook gives him a kiss and takes a sip of the cocktail. "They don't need to know that."

Jimin's jaw drops. "You lied to them?"

"What are they gonna do? Fire me? I'm the CEO, Jimin. They can't do shit to me." He pulls him closer and kisses his shoulder. "You should get a swimsuit on."

"I need to eat breakfast first."

"There's always something you need to do first. Food can wait."

Jimin flicks his forehead and giggles. "I'm hungover, asshole. If I get in a cold pool before eating, I'll throw up everywhere. Maybe even on you."

Jungkook groans and stands up with him. "I'll eat with you."

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"Babe, I know for a fact we had eggs. I bought them last week."

Jungkook sips his cocktail and shrugs. "We can just... you know... buy more."

Jimin huffs. "I'm just confused. I only used half of them to make the cookies and haven't used them since. Have you?"

"I haven't cooked. At all."

Jimin giggles. "Thank god. You'd burn the house down. But seriously... Where are the eggs?"

"How would I know?"

Jimin closes the fridge and sits on the floor, defeated. "I just really wanted an omelette..."

"We can go and get eggs."

Jungkook waits for a response, but Jimin just stares at the floor. "Babe, come on. I'll drive us to a grocery store and we can get more eggs."

He hears a sniffle and sets his drink down. "Babe?..."

Jimin let's out a choked up sob. "I just wanted an omelette."

Jungkook tries to hold back a chuckle. "Baby, it's nothing to cry over. We can go buy more. It's just eggs—"

"But it's not just eggs! All I wanted was to make a stupid fucking omelette and now's there's no eggs and your parents hate me and I'm not even comfortable in my own house why does the universe hate me?!" He starts sobbing.

Jungkook kneels down next to him and kisses his cheek. "Woah woah woah, no crying. We can get in the car and go to a restaurant. We'll find you an omelette."

Jimin tries to wipe his tears away but the keep flowing.

Jungkook looks at him with a mildly confused expression. "And a therapist..."

"What?"

"Nothing."

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