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Kate: Hey Jordan.
Jordan: *punches Kate in the stomach*
Kate: What the fuck?
Jordan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Kate: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jordan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Cat: See ya! *leaves*
Kate: I'm not pregnant!
Jordan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Kate: I was never pregnant, Jordan!
Jordan: Are... you sure?
Kate: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Kamy: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Jordan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Kamy: *punches Kate in the stomach*
Kate: AW, MOTHERFU--