fight it out

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by GhostStxries

by GhostStxries

                                    
                                              Cat: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Jordan: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Kamy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Jordan: We’re not talking about flavor, Kamy!
Kamy: Flavor counts!
Jordan: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Kate: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Jordan: Okay, but-
Kate: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Kamy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Jordan: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, KAMY!
Kamy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JORDAN!
Cat: I- Jesus-