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Kamy: I’m gonna die alone.
Cat: Kamy, you’re not gonna die alone.
Kamy: Kate, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Jordan: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Kamy: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Kamy: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Kamy: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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