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Zane: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Ghost: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Ace: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Ghost: We’re not talking about flavour, Ace!
Ace: Flavour counts!
Ghost: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Four: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Ghost: Okay, but-
Four: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Ace: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Ghost: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, ACE!
Ace: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, GHOST!
Zane: I- Jesus-

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