Jordan: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Cat: Milfs.
Kamy: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Jordan: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Kate: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Kate: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Kamy: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Jordan: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Jordan: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Kate: Oh, is it not mom in late forties?
Cat: What? No! It isn't!
Kate: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Kamy: Kate...
Kate: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Kamy: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Kate: JORDAN, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Jordan: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Cat: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Kamy: Y'all are dumbasses.
