i feel like ive seen this before

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Zane: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Ghost: Milfs.
Ace: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Zane: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Four: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Four: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Ace: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Zane: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Zane: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Four: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Ghost: What? No! It isn't!
Four: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Ace: Four...
Four: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Ace: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Four: ZANE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Zane: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Ghost: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Ace: Y'all are dumbasses.

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