"You wanna get laid?" I was met with total silence followed by a pepper spray to the face and a kick to my most treasured parts of the male body. I double over in pain my head shooting forward landing it right between her legs. She stares at me with full fury "PERVERT!" she screams slapping me and runs off taking my bag accidentally with her.
I laid on that step of the bleacher trying to recover from the physical and mental trauma I was enduring at that moment. No longer able to stand it I roll over onto my stomach and leaned under the step vomiting clutching my testicles in one hand the other on the step I was residing on keeping me on it. I lay there panting as I finish, wiping my mouth clean "of all the things to say why that dammit" I mutter trying to clear the pepper spray from my eyes.
After an hour or so I started feeling a bit better and stood up slowly and shakily like a new born baby deer and started walking home only to realize I didn't have my bag with me. "Mother fu" I stop staring at the sexiest ass I've ever seen walking in the same direction that the girl ran after abusing my manhood. I went up to her in a limpy sort of way calling out to her. I almost reached her before tripping as she turned around and grabbing the first thing as I fell which just happened to be her breast.
Then almost exactly the same thing happened except it was a knee to the face and a slap to the face along with another kick in the jewels. "NEXT TIME JUST ASK TO FEEL THEM" she screamed then realized what she said "I DIDN'T SAY THAT DAMMIT KATY GET IT TOGETHER....FUCK YOU ASSHOLE NOW I'M ALL FLUSTERED" she stomps off leaving me on the ground confused, in total agony and horny now as I rub my now for sure black and blue family jewels.
