My Beloved Sunshine

"That's just boring"

"Forget it, dude. I'm not comfortable with telling anyone about my problems."

"Okay, absolutely fine with me. Can you listen to my problems?"

"Sure, I won't get all mushy and emotional though." She said, handing over her cigarette.
I took it, and took a puff.

"So, I have tried to attain true love since I was eleven."

"Mm-hmm."

"But, I try to do it, find love. And end up getting the worst treatment. Now, I'm trying to be a guy looking for itsy bitsy flings and fail further."

"I'm pretty sure Ellis told you the tricks and tips."

"She did. But I want to to it naturally, you know?"

"You mean to charm ladies by being yourself?"

"Yes, exactly."

"Not really your thing. Worth trying though."

"Why is not my thing?"

"Sorry dude, but you'll end up falling in love that person and end up being the fling."

"What if I attract ladies who aren't really in my interests?"

"Nah man, you'll do better when you really have a feeling that this person can be with you."

"But the situation will contradict."

"Exactly! That's why I said that it's really not your thing."

"But what can I do?"

"I have no idea." She said, slowly chewing and nibbling her cigarette end. "How good are your kissing and sex skills?"

"Ehh. Sex is pretty average. Kiss, not so much that I know about."

"Oof. Sex tip number one: don't hesitate to say yes if she offers."

"Okay."

"Second and the most important one: do not panic at the last second. Don't be insecure about it. And just do your thing. Average sex is better than panicking and then failing."

"How about good sex?"

"That comes from experience."

"Can you teach me?"

"Hell nah." She said stubbing her cigarette on the wall. "I may bone a charmed or charming stranger, but never a friend or someone who has questionable skills. You belong in both criteria."

"Fickle! What about kiss?"

"Same as the last one."

"No, not that. I meant what about a better kissing skill?"

"Go to Veronica for that."

"What about your advice? I'm sure you're good at it."

"Hmm. I guess you have to just... make do I guess? I'll try and explain it as best I can."

God, talking about sex with someone who's not Rish or Silvin is awesome as hell (irony intended).

"So, what do I have to do?"

"So, if you're doing a closed mouth, you should definitely open it later when you're getting into it. If you want it to stay closed mouthed, you should go to hell."

"I've had a couple only closed lip kisses."

"How did you not get damned or condemned?"

"Why is that?"