The Fairy & The Sociopath

My New Client

It was Friday night at the bar & lounge. It was pretty busy. People dancing while drunk, women shaking their bums around like it's nothing, and many people sitting at the bar, drinking away their sorrows.

Clyde had spent all day regressing his anger towards society. All the crap he went through just made him more isolated from people. He sat as far away from everyone as possible. All he needed was a stiff drink.

Suddenly, a girl walked up to him. He could feel her presence, but he did everything in his power not to acknowledge the broad.

"Hey, buddy! How's it going?" the girl greeted. She had brown hair and wore a red dress. Pretty average looking girl, to Clyde at least.

"Uh, hello? Don't you hear me talking to you?" she said, wondering if the Korean man heard her. He ignored her a second time. Of course, she poked him on the back a few times to see if he was even awake. This angered him.

"WHAT?!" he screamed, not sounding too please with being touched.

"Bro, relax. Have you ever talked to a girl before? That's no way to treat a lady."

He turned his head back and continued to drink his Sake. The girl sat next to him, hoping not to anger him like he was a wild bear.

"Do you mind if I sit next to you?" she asked. He ignored her.

"S-So, what's your name?" she asked, sounding on edge.

"Clyde..." he said in a very quiet manner. His voice sounded kind of like Shadow the Hedgehog: all dark and serious.

"That's a cool name. My name is Kyu." she said.

Kyu? What the fuck kind of name is that? he thought to himself.

"Why are you talking to me?" he asked. The girl smiled.

"Why not? You looked lonely over here. Just thought I'd keep you company. So, tell me: what's your love life like? Have you ever scored?"

He got up and began to leave the bar. Kyu's chitchat was too much, especially with the topic she was trying to discuss.

But, before he left, she stopped him at the door.

"Hey, listen. We'll meet again real soon. I can help you with your problem." she said, reassuring him. He grunted and left the bar, heading back home.

"Looks like he's going to be a feisty one." Kyu said.

At a sleazy motel called "Sal's", Clyde was asleep. Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice call to him.

"Clyde? Hey, Clyde! Get your ass up!"

He jumped out of bed with a gun in his hand. The person jumped back, shocked at what was in their face.

"Bro, put that down!" the person said. He lowered his weapon, seeing who was in his room.

"Who are you? Why are you in my room? And... Why is your hair pink?" he said.

"Okay, okay. Look, I usually make a joke out of everything, but you having the gun in your hand scares me. I've heard about those things and what humans do with those. It's me, Kyu."

He took a good look at her. The face and voice matched, but her clothes and hair didn't. He knew she was telling the truth.

"Oh, yeah. The broad from the bar. What are you doing here? And why are you dressed like the tooth fairy?"

"I'm not the tooth fairy. I'm what they call a love fairy. This ain't no costume, if that's what you're thinking."

He frowned. This bitch was just a crackhead who thinks she could play cupid for a day.

"Yeah, whatever. Why are you here?"

"I'm here to do my job. As a love fairy, my job is to make guys like you good with the ladies. My previous clients are basically walking babe-magnets now. Heck, one of them banged my boss."

He laid back down. What she was saying was ridiculous.

"Bro, get your ass back up. We have work to do!" the fairy said, yanking the blankets off of him.

"You sleep with all your clothes on? Seriously?"

He got up, not happy with her presence. He reached for his gun but she got it before he did.

"Gimme that!" he said.

"You can have this back until we find you a girl. You never answered my question earlier: Have you ever scored with the ladies?"

He grunted. "I... I'd rather not talk about that."

"Oh my god... It's worse than I thought, isn't it?" she said.

"It's none of your business." he said dismissively.

"Well, don't be upset. I'm here to help with that. Usually, I take my clients on a practice date, but we should start ASAP. So, I guess I should give you this."

She handed him a strange device. What was it?

"This looks like a 4 year old girl's cellphone toy." he said.

"No, it's more than that. This is the HunieBee 4.0. It's kind of outdated, but it's all I've got right now, since the newest HunieBee  is out of stock right now in Sky Garden. But, it still works."

He looked at the device and thought this was all childish.

"This is ridiculous."

"It's cool, trust me. Love fairies are good at technology. Open it."

He opened it. Looked stupid to him.

"Hang onto it. It's important. So, I scouted some areas in the city and I found the best places to find girls at. We can check the university, the park, the mall, the gym, or the cafe. Pick one!"

He gave it a lot of thought, as most of those places were relatively familiar. He then made his choice.

"The mall." he said.

"Good choice! Let's go." she said. They left the motel and headed towards the mall.