Earlier that day, a car stopped in front of Glenberry University. Then, two men came out. One was a blonde, tan, and handsome man with red lips.
The other was a short, nerdy guy with round glasses and a notebook in his hand. He was wearing a yellow shirt, red tie, and green suspenders attached to his blue pants.
"Ah, I love the smell of college girls' panties in the morning!" the tan man said.
The nerdy guy shook his head. "So Pablo, remind me why we're at the city's college again?"
"Because there's adventure here, my friend. Perfect for a juicy, suggestive story to share. I've been here multiple times. It's always fun to creep on college students. You would agree, right... What was your name again?"
"I am Bernard Bertram Bernes Jr." the nerd said, proud of his long name.
"So... Bernie it is then." the tan guy said, not being a fan of the nerd's long and complicated name. He shook his head. Pablo's ignorance was just dumb to him.
"Alright. So, what kind of story from here can you share?" he said, grabbing his pencil and preparing to write some type of story.
"I'm glad you asked. I went here when I was a young lad. Was about... 22? I met some fine women here. One day, there was a mass shooter running amok and he so happened to prey on Glenberry. Thinking quick, I grabbed my science experiment called the... Atomic Ray Gun Majiggy..."
Whatever he was saying was just nonsense to Bernie. But, he was obligated to write it down, as he was the writer assigned to him.
"So, what did you do when the shooter came to the school?" he asked, still trying to get more story going.
"I'm getting there, let me think. Okay, so the shooter came in and he had an M4 in his hand. I grabbed the Ray Gun Majiggy and I fought him one on one using the... Experimental gravity eclipse momentum I learned in physics class."
"Wait, that doesn't make any sense!" Bernie said, trying to correct the tan Spanish man.
"Were you there, Nerdo?" Pablo said, starting to show aggression towards the short nerd.
"No... Sir." he replied, suddenly gulping in fear.
"I didn't think so. Anyway, I modified my ray gun and was ready to save the school from a dangerous criminal."
FLASHBACK TO THAT DAY
"You can run, bitch!" the shooter said, looking for a girl he was hunting for. He then went into the girl's bathroom, looking for his prey.
"Where are you? We're not finished!" he screamed.
Suddenly, 22 year old Pablo came in, not worried about the criminal with an assault rifle in his hand.
"Hey, Corn Pop! Back off." he said, not showing any signs of fear.
"Who the fuck are you?" the shooter said.
"The girls here call me Pablo, but you'll know me as El Picasso Loco!" he said, trying to intimidate the shooter.
"You're loco alright. How about I put a hundred bullets in you right now and let you bleed all over the place?"
"You could do that. But, I'd rather ask you a question before you do so."
"What?" the criminal said, ready to fire shots at him.
"Do you prefer Ketchup or Mustard with your French Fries?"
"What kind of question is that? I prefer ketchup, just like what I'm about to make when I shoot you to death!"
"Good. Well, if you wanna shoot me, you'd better KETCH-UP!" the tan man said, proceeding to run like he was in a marathon.
"Hey, get back here, you coward!" the shooter said, proceeding to run after him. But, as soon as he got out of the women's restroom, he had vanished.
"Where'd you run to?" the criminal screamed.
Suddenly, he heard a faint voice in the distance.
"Oh, Ronnie! I think it's safe now." a bizarrely masculine female voice screamed.
He heard it, but then realized it was a trap. There was nobody in the direction it came from. Next thing he knew, a gun was pointed at the back of his neck.
"Drop the M4, pal!" Pablo said, holding his science project in his hand.
"What is that? Some ray gun toy?" the shooter said, not intimidated at all.
"No, but it's just like your M4. M for... Motherfucker! You're dead!" he shouted, pressing the trigger, vaporizing the shooter.
Suddenly, all of the girls came out and were crying tears of joy.
"Oh Pablo! You saved us! You're so brave! We love you Pablo!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"Oh, I love you Pablo. Make love to me, Pablo! Oh daddy Pablo!" he said, realizing he got off topic. Bernie just stood there, looking at the weird man pretending he was smooching a bunch of women.
"Uh, Sir?" the nerd said, trying to get him to snap back to reality.
"Oh! Uh, what? Oh, yeah. So, I saved Glenberry from a massacre. I vaporized the heartless criminal and saved the school full of sexy 20 year old girls." he said.
"I'm not going to question if it was real or not, but is that what you wanted me to write for today?"
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!" he said, showing pride in his obviously made-up story.
"So, where are we going next?" the nerd said.
"You know, I don't remember. You know what, Bernie Boy? You are dismissed for today. I'll call you whenever I have more stories to share."
"Oh good. Thank you, Sir! I'll send the first draft of the story to the publisher."
"You do that. I'll call you in a few days from now."
The handsome man and nerd left the campus. Pablo had such a big ego. Kind of messed up he told a story about a school shooting. But, sometimes the messed up stories are the best.
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