The Fairy & The Sociopath

Lunch With Audrey

It was now Monday. Clyde woke up relatively early to see Audrey at her college. He had some conflicting history with Glenberry University, as he was a former student. He combed his hair and put his hoodie on his head, almost ready to see her.

Kyu suddenly appeared. She had so much to say to her newest client.

"Bro, what the fuck? Did you actually get laid on the first date?" the pink-haired fairy said, completely shocked that he did that.

"Yeah, so what? It's nothing new to me." he said.

"Well, it's pretty new to me. Usually, my clients get laid after 4 or 5 dates. You, on the other hand, banged the mega bitch on your first go. I think you might be my next biggest achievement yet."

He grunted. This pussy pink sugarplum fairy was just a vermin to him at this point.

"Well, your job is done. Get out of here and find someone else to get laid." he said, trying to dismiss the love fairy.

"Oh no, my job is far from done, bud. You still have much more work to do."

He facepalmed. He just wanted this crackhead to leave him alone.

"I have to teach you much more. Just cuz you got laid on the first date don't mean shit! There's plenty more broads for you to bang. Here, Sky Garden restocked on these."

She then handed him a device. It looked to be an updated version of that HunieBee device she gave him.

"What is this shit?" he said, still questioning what these devices were.

"It's not shit. This is the updated version of that device I gave you. Introducing the HunieBee 6XL. Now, it can locate more than one girl at a time. It also has three-way compatibility. Isn't that neat?"

He looked at the device, feeling disgust. Why would anyone want to do a three-way?

"Kyu, why the fuck would I want to bang two chicks at the same time? It's just another opportunity to get jumped."

She frowned. Who was gonna jump him?

"Why are you so worried about getting jumped? Three-ways are much more satisfying. It's like going to a buffet and getting two helpings of food instead of one."

He turned his head. This girl was just wasting his time at this point.

"Where you going?" she asked, noticing he was heading out the door.

"Out." he said, not giving any sign of where.

"Alrighty then. Hey, if you notice any three-ways about to happen, don't avoid it."

He sighed. He headed out the door and went towards the city's only college, Glenberry.The mayor obviously didn't give a shit about adult's education, which is why there was only one college in Commotion City. There were multiple casinos and bars, but only one university.

Clyde waited outside the campus, hoping Audrey would come out. Though, he kept a low profile and had his hood over his head. No doubt someone would recognize him from when he was a student.

12 o'clock came and everyone headed out. He looked around and didn't see the party girl anywhere.

"Stood up again." he said, feeling unsurprised that a woman did this to him. But, he was wrong. He was tapped on the shoulder, getting startled and jumping back. Of course, it was the same thing that happened at Lusties.

"Jeez, this again?" the redhead exclaimed.

"Don't do that." the Korean man said.

"Alright, whatever! Anyway, classes are done for the day. Let's hang out. I want to talk to you."

She then grabbed his hand and they walked. The feeling of holding someone's hand and them not letting go gave him bad vibes. Was she going to pull some shit? Was he about to be ambushed?

They then went to a restaurant. It was a place called "McDicky's", which was basically what you'd expect: cheap food with a shit ton of sodium. They went in. It was lunch time so there were quite a few people in there. They went up to the cashier and ordered.

"Welcome to McDicky's, may I take your order?" the pimply cashier greeted.

"Yeah, I'm gonna get a Big Wac and the choked chicken nuggets. I also want a diet cola to drink." the party girl said.

"Okay. And what do you want sir?" he asked Clyde.

Of course, he had some urges in him. He never liked eating out. As much as he wanted to throw the pimply teen against the wall and rob the cash register, he had to keep it to himself.

"I uh... Just give me the McRibby sandwich." he said. He took their orders. Of course, Clyde paid for the redhead's meal, even if he was against it. They sat down, Audrey slirping on her diet cola.

"So, uh... What happened after I left your apartment the other day?" he asked.

"Oh, yeah. I uh... Let's just say I need to find another place to live soon."

"Oh... Well, I wish you luck." he said.

"Don't worry about it. I already have my big hunky man taking care of me."

He frowned. If she thought living with him was a good idea, she'd better think again.

"So, do you have anything planned for your future? You plan on ever wasting time at Glenberry?" she asked, making him feel uncomfortable.

"I already went to Glenberry. I dropped out shortly after." he admitted.

"Oh really? Nice! If Tiffany wasn't such a vanilla bitch, I would've dropped out long ago. But, she wants me to finish and get a real job. But, where's the fun in that? I'm better off being a camgirl or some shit."

"Y-Yeah. I dropped out for uh... causing issues."

"You know, that's totally understandable. School is such a huge waste of time. I would drop out now but Tiffany said if I do, I'm going to be evicted immediately. She's such a lame ass. I wish she'd kick the bucket already."

He chuckled. He liked the way she thought. Someone causes issues? Kill them!

"But, that seems a bit mean. If she kicked the bucket, no doubt my other friend would do the same. He was severely depressed last year. If she dies, he dies."

Then, they got called for their food. Audrey volunteered to get it, which was strange, since she was usually the one to sit down and let the other person get it.

"Alright, Clyde. Here's our food." she said, setting down the tray of heavily-processed junk food.

He dug into his rib sandwich, which was unusually soggy this time around. She started scarfing down her big burger, chicken nuggets, and fries. For a skinny girl, she knew how to eat.

"Fuck, this shit's good!" she said, loving every single bite of her junk food.

He finished his rib sandwich, feeling sick to his stomach. McDicky's knew how to make some disgustingly cheap food.

"God damn!" he said, holding his stomach.

"Too much?" she said.

"Y-Yeah. I'm not used to eating fast food. I need to go home and lay down."

"Say, can I come with you? I want to see how bad your place is."

He was hesitant to bring her to the sleazy motel. But, he figured one time couldn't hurt. They went back to his room at Sal's motel. It was a good day to have lunch with Audrey. Though, he was still unsettled having to set foot near Glenberry University again. Speaking of which...