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{{Hazbin Hotel}}

"HOW????"
Charlie heard Angel yelling,"Angel?", she was quite surprised to see the shocked looks of Angel and Vaggie, well Vaggie's was more noticeable.
"Is. . . Everything okay?"
Angel and Vaggie turned to her,"How is this the most feared Demon in the underworld??", "What do you mean?", Vaggie points to him,"This Smiley Face Talk Show Demon; somehow doesn't know Jack shit about what anything else!", Alastor leaned forward,"All I asked is what on earth a Stripper is?", Husk spat out his drink, Charlie's jaw dropped, Vaggie nods and turns to him,"YOU'VE BEEN IN HELL LONGER THAN ANYONE HERE, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A STRIPPER IS?", Alastor shrugged taking a sip of tea,"Unlike you all, I was sheltered as a child. For the most part.", Alastor drank his tea, he then looked at everyone around the room and noticed how shocked they were,"Um . . . Can you all please stop staring, it is quite rude and do you know what a Stripper is?", Angel smiled,"Well-", Vaggie whacked him with a pan, then began to drag Angel out of the room,"NOPE! YOU ARE NOT SPOILING THE INNOCENCE OF THIS DEMON, I DON'T CARE!", Charlie approached Alastor,"It's uh. . . Hard to explain, but uh. . . Have you ever been into the. . . Romance section of life?", Alastor shook his head,"No my dear, I have no interest in romance nor have I ever felt those feelings.", Charlie held her breath,"But what does that have to do with my question?", Husk then came over,"Listen; Best ya don't know and keep it that way. Stick to what ya know.", so once Husk left with Alastor, Charlie breathed a sigh of relief that she wouldn't have to explain that.
. . .
"How is he the most feared Demon in hell. . . Yet he doesn't. . ."
Charlie was really asking herself this,"How. . . How is he so innocent????", Charlie was making hand jesters of confusion and trying to really grasp how this was possible.
. . .
"Yeah, I'm shielding him from the horror of the world."