/Danganronpa- Incorrect Quotes\

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Junko: Would you rather stay here and play my games or I let you go but I kill your parents.

Makoto: We would never!

Aoi: Never in a million years!

Leon: Yeah, who would be crazy enough to accept that?!

Byakuya: Do you even have to ask;I'll gladly walk out.

Everyone: 0_0"

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Teruteru: You were killed to for self defence?

Leon: Y e p. You?

Teruteru: Took advantage of a trap in attempt to kill someone who I thought was a threat.

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Alter Ego: What is Master's friend doing?

Chiaki: I'm creating a digital world for you to enjoy; Like a video game. ^ ^

Alter Ego: Master has such nice friends.

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Nagito: *exists*

Some people: Don't like him.

Hajime: Why do I care about him?

Jay (Kubz Scouts): MY GUY!!! WE STAND NAGITO IN THIS HOUSE!!!!

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Mondo: *gets killed and turned to butter*

Me: . . . Okay; I get the motorbike but. . . Why butter???

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Toko: H-Hi I'm Toko!. . . Eck!

Me: . . . Something tells me you're gonna be unhinged.

~Few hours later~

Genocide Jack: I AIN'T UGLY!! I'M JUST WAY BELOW AVERAGE!!!

Me: I fricken called it. -_-

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Shuichi: I'm Shuichi, I'm The Ultimate Detective.

Katio: I've known him for a day or two but if anything happens to him I'll murder everyone in this room including myself.

Kokichi: Protective much?

Me: No- Understandable; Every other protagonist was somewhat hyper so let us have this one that is calm.

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Monokuma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A DISCOUNT OF SOMEONE!!

Me: -_- *holds up a picture of Ranboo*

Monokuma: . . . Junko-

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Me: Hm. I wonder what everyone's backstory is.

~Hours of reading later~

Me: . . .

Me: I'm going to go murder a few parents and siblings; Specifically Byakuya's family!

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Angie: *dies*

Jay (Kubz Scouts): YES!!! SCREW YOU ANGIE!!!

Me: -_-" *trying to not die of laughter*

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Kaede: Quick question.

Rantaro: Yes?

Kaede: . . . How do you manage to loss 12 sisters?

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Ryoma: *having no one to go home if he lives*. . .

Nagito: Heh. . . You too, huh?

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Himiko: So tired. . .~

Me: Same, Girl.

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Tenko: You're pretty nice for a male.

Gonta: Gonta must be gentleman.

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Celestia: Anyone interested in a game of poker?

Aoi: That sounds fun-

Leon: OH, HECK NO!!

Makoto: Last time we played poker with you, you nearly burned the house down!

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Me: Man. I wish someone made a game of the parents or guardians of the survivors.

Readers: Why?

Me: No reason, I just wanna see shitty parents/guardians die.

Readers: -_-

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