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Me: *laughing because of The Owl House Wiki saying Odalia is Alador's EX Wife making her no longer a Blight*

Me: Why aren't you laughing?

Odalia: . . . Cause it's not funny. *mad*

Me: *continues to laugh*

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Mommy: Remember no cheating.

Mommy (holding Poppy): Mommy doesn't like cheaters.

ProTag: . . .*points to the end of the Third Mini Game, arms folded and glaring at her because they know this was cheating*

Mommy: ^ ^"

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TattleTail: TattleTail! That's me! Me Love You! Hehe!

Me: . . .*chucks it in the Fire Place and goes right back to bed* Plastic and fur melt and burn.

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Golden Freddy/William: *both refusing to give up*

Other spirits: I'm done with this shit.

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Sammy: . . . WHY IS THERE BACON IN MY SOUP?!?!

Bendy: I made it myself! U.U

Tom: *holding Sammy back*

Henry: Uh, Bendy no putting bacon in people's food.

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Belos: Have I been a good parent? No. Do I know anything about parenting? No! Should I have gotten a book about parenting?? Probably!

Hunter (Child): 0_0

Belos: *sighs* Where was I going with this, I had a point at some point of this rant?

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Comments: You got this wrong and the whole video is wrong you need to fix it.

Me: . . . I didn't even know the Wiki was updated and also, no I do what I want and it's an AU go find someone is does the Canon stuff.

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Edd: Which one is the real Tord?!

Tords: . . .

Tord: The one that obviously tired to kill you all!

Tord: Ow! Why did you hit me with a shovel?!

Matt: You told me too.

Tord: I said hit the clone!

Matt: But that's what the clone would have said.

Tom: *faceplam*

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Bunzo The Rabbit: I know when your birthday is. . .! June 28th. . .!

Markiplier: 0_0" . . .*creeped out*

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Protag: . . .*looks between the two Poppy dolls*

Poppy: One is Stella and uh. . . I'll remain unknown. ;-;

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Tommy: Look at me! I have a beard!

Fans: *surprised*

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Alador: I've been unhappy in this relationship and. . . I don't feel accomplished in anything. . . Especially not after she hid that from me. . . I think I will divorce her. . .

Amity: *silent fist dump*

Edric/Emira: *smiling*

Darius: I'll gladly help.

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Norman: *hitting themselves against the wall while yelling*

Gorman: . . . Tf.

Ricky: See? Our schedule is perfect and our puppets are professionals! ^ ^

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Scout: What's the human world like?

Host: . . .

Scout: From your silence and head movement something tells me I shouldn't have asked.

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Hawks: I'm sick of this crap.

Dabi: Telling me. But we kind of have to put up with it.

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Grian: ;-; *caused trouble* Mumbo. . .

Mumbo: -_- Don't you 'Mumbo' me.

Grian: ;(

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Eret: *throws away his crown*

Wilbur: So. . . What are you sticking to now?

Eret: Flower Crowns. ^ ^ Much better, comfortable and lighter than a hunk of metal and ore.

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