As It Was (Hela x Fem!reader)

Chapter 4: Strange Situations

"God of Thunder and Goddess of Mistrust and Darkness." Thor held up his umbrella ready to fight the unfamiliar man, well unfamiliar to him at least, you on the other hand felt a wide smile form on your face.

"You can put down the umbrella," Thor gave a wary glance but put his umbrella down before you were suddenly 'teleported' to a furnished room.

"Stephen!" You leaped forward and hugged the sorcerer with most of your strength. Stephen returned the hug with a wide smile on his face.

Thor looked beyond puzzled, evidently, he didn't know of your friendship with the sorcerer, nor the fact that you'd been to earth quite a few times without him, while he was resting from your journeys. "So earth has wizards now?"

"The preferred term is 'Master of The Mystic Arts.'" Already you could feel the tension filling the room, which was beyond strange, no pun intended, since Stephen was quite like Stark, who Thor had years of experience dealing with.

"Alright wizard, who are you? Why should I care? How do you know my sister?"

"My name is Doctor Stephen Strange and I have some questions for you. Take a seat."

Seeing as Stephen was avoiding the question Thor asked, probably in fear I mean Thor is the God of Thunder, you took the matters into your own hand and decided to interrupt the two men whose testosterone seemed to fill the room to the brim. "I met Stephen about a year ago when I came to earth. I was friends with his mentor, of sorts, the Ancient One, and stopped by to visit her at the Kamar Taj. There I met Stephen and decided to stay for a few weeks, and helped him and Wong fight in the battle against this evil sorcerer man. We've been good friends ever since, and since Stephen knows the mystic arts it's easier for me to keep in touch with him or find him to visit him."

Thor seemed satisfied with your answer as Stephen nodded along to confirm your story. Before you knew it your brother, you, and Stephen were all seated in a formal room in the sanctum.

"Tea?" Stephen made a cup of tea appear in both your and Thor's hands.

"I don't drink tea." Of course, he doesn't, he's a warrior and from Asgard nonetheless.

"What do you drink?"

"Not tea," a stein of beer appeared in your brother's hands. Probably would prefer mead but alright.

Stephen started to talk about your brother and his sudden appearance on Earth, "So I keep a watchlist of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother is one of these beings."

A glimpse of something like annoyance flashed in Thor's eyes, now you knew which friends of yours not to introduce him to, "He's a worthy inclusion."

"Then why bring him here?"

"We're looking for our father."

"Not really my father," you muttered in annoyance, even after all these years you still wouldn't forgive the bastard for what he did, "just some asshole married to the person I consider my mother."

"Y/N you're lucky. You're a princess of Asgard," Thor told you in a somewhat rude manner.

They still don't know why.

"Well ignoring the disagreement you two are having. If I was to tell you where Odin was, you and Loki would return to Asgard?" Stephen asked while directing his attention to your brother.

"What about Y/N?" Thor asked angrily, hurt at the fact that you were allowed to stay.

Oh, the testosterone.

"She's older," Stephen flashed his trademark cocky smile, "and I would like to catch up with her, and Keys too." (HI! Quick authors note before another asshole comments something rude about it, Keys is me, the author! It's not my actual name ofc but a nickname and pen name so please don't make fun of it!)

Thor looked around the room for the mentioned person, "Keys?"

At the second mention of the name, a figure popped out of nowhere, a huge smile painted on their face. Making their way over to the sorcerer and head of the sanctum they kissed his cheeks as he flushed with embarrassment. "You talked about me, love?"

His eyes met theirs, honestly, it felt like you were witnessing a romance movie between your two friends. After remembering the other people Stephen whispered something along the lines of 'Y/N is here.'

"Y/N!" Keys screeched in excitement turning around so fast they lost their balance and fell back into Stephen's lap.

Chuckling at your friend, who just so happened to be the partner of a certain sorcerer, you witnessed Stephen's face turn even redder at the ever so awkward position he was in, "Careful Keys, Stephen doesn't seem too comfortable with that position."

The sorcerer sent you a deadly glare, if looks could kill you'd be thrown off a cliff by this point.

"Oh don't worry," Keys shot back while turning their head to wink at their husband, "we're in this position a lot."

"I'm sorry, who are you?" Thor asked. He really doesn't know how much I come to this realm.

"Oh sorry," Keys got up and extended a hand to your brother, "Mx. Keys Strange. Enchantress and light elf."

"You're from Alfheim?" Thor asked your friend.

"Yes. Came here after the war (lmfao don't come at me for this cause this is fanfic ppl ik this isnt timeline accurate) and have lived here ever since. I've been using my powers to aid the people in this realm, that's how I met Mr. Sexy over there," they pointed to a still flushed face Stephen, now trying to hide behind his cape, or Levi as you called it, that seemed to be snickering.

Stephen groaned once again, "Do you really have to do that?"

"Hey you liked this, otherwise you wouldn't have put a ring on it." Keys stuck their tongue out at their husband while sending a burst of purple magic to tickle his bearded chin.

"Sorry to interrupt," you told your two friends, probably your best ones besides your brothers and her, "but we really need to find Odin. I swear I will come to visit sometime in the next few weeks but as of now we need to find that old dirt bag."

Your two friends seemed saddened at your announcement but Keys seemed to quickly recover, "Gladly, He's in Norway."

"That was my line!" Stephen yelled while tackling Keys into a hug and planting kisses on their cheek.

"Oh well bitch, I'm the author," They said while winking at the sky as Levi broke into laughter.

AN: Self inserting myself into my fic ✅