geek | armin arlert

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"armin, you're finally here."

after a series of short texts between you and the geek, the fact that he'd never been to a party outside of 5th grade and one bar mitzvah became painfully obvious. take his outfit for example, do nerds own nothing but graphic tee's? his closet must've looked like he had a field day in a hot topic.

you'd also mentioned him being able to bring whatever other friends he might have, to which he simply responded casually to. what you didn't know was that he had already sent invitations to the friend groupchat of a whopping 3 people: mikasa ackerman, eren jaeger, and marco bodt.

the boy asked an abundance of questions, ranging from what to wear to if it was a party requiring gift admission. that one you laughed at, simply responding by saying it'd been more of a casual thing, so never in a million years did he expect to see you in a skin tight dress.

but there you were, a black sheer cocktail dress in all its glory. it certainly defined your figure well, outlining each and every curve yet simultaneously stayed modest, just like you. a red cup presumably filled with liquor was seen in your hand, not to mention a hypnotizing smile. this was like every dream since the third grade coming alive.

the dress followed your standard house party attire — you see, a little thing called the triple s rule. sexy, seamless, and skintight. the triple s rule was something sasha made up, and it just happened to become a trend overtime. it almost always ended up with some sweaty drunk guy pulling you in to dance, whom was then given a kick to the nuts. if there was one thing you would thank your younger brother colt for, it was teaching you self defense.

armin stood astonished, marco and eren on opposite sides. mikasa couldn't make it due to a scheduled curse ritual...and also jean.

jean kirstein, the self proclaimed 'bad boy' who if wasn't automatically invited to any hangout by ymir considering he'd supply her goods, was invited by connie. fun fact: jean was actually a good student but pretended to be rebellious for the sake of girls attention — it wasn't working. he was the chubby mama's boy back in the day, and admittedly you missed that version, even if his glow up was one for the books. he had real potential to be a heartthrob.

that is, if it wasn't for the desperation and persistence of not leaving girls alone that just made him another pervert. he somehow occasionally got along with reiner, but didn't care much for porco. this was odd to you since they shared the same annoyingly-obsessed-with-girls personality trait.

anyways, mikasa couldn't make it but advised 'dark knight' to stay away from the female species. that only left three. armin and marco hitched a ride from zeke, eren's older brother from another mother. though, the whole ride there consisted of zeke expressing his gratitude to the others for making his baby brother their friend and several 'banging' tips. the car also reeked of cigarettes and sex.