Genshin Men x Reader [One-shots]

Genshin men as waiters

extra context: lumine and paimon are their boss and they only work there so they could return a favor; they all work together.

Diluc

- so done with his job, it's like he's not even trying anymore, paimon just kept pestering him to do his job well

- purposely changes the customer's alcohol beverages to juice

"Waiter, this is grape juice, not my wine, so if you could just—"

"Grape juice is good. Good for you, I'm jealous"

"Uh— wait don't leave yet! 😧"

- gets annoyed by Kaeya everytime he sees him flirting with a customer so he ends up breaking plates accidentally

"Isn't that guy embarrassing?"

"Isn't he your co-worker?"

"Just hearing that makes me sick, here's your order. Eat and leave, don't ever come back"

"😢 You broke my plate, the food is all over the floor sir"

- always in a hurry when doing his job so he could go home immediately

- has a resting bitch face. customers always get intimidated and orders as fast as they can to not make Diluc mad

— ๑Zhongli

- actually glad to work there but he's not good as a waiter, keeps on messing up orders even though he's trying his best

- tells you stories about every little thing

"Do you have anything spicy?"

"Yes, we do. Actually, back in the day I had a friend, the stove god, he sacrificed everything for the land of Liyue. He was divided into thousands to be able to help its people. In the end he went into deep slumber, there was this nice girl, her name was Xiangling, who gave food to what once was a stove god. Now, that creature follows her everywhere, named Guoba. Xiangling once cooked Jueyun Chili Chicken and I do believe we have that here"

"...Right, I'll just— take that I guess 😨"

- always call thoma (head waiter) whenever he needs help; which is everytime

"Do you have a website?"

"Uh- yes?"

"Okay, what is it?"

"Uh- Thoma! What is a website? You know we don't have a website back in the day because we all did things —" (proceeds to tell a story about it)

- most likely to fall asleep on the job because he got so tired just trying to understand things

- we all know he steal tips from Childe because "childe's already rich" (actually his words)

— ๑Childe

- would purposely serve the food late if he doesn't like the customer

- mess up orders on purpose

"Sorry this isn't my order"

"And this isn't my real job, so we're even"

- would try to flirt but will fail horribly

"I'm Childe, your waiter, been waiting all my life for someone like you"

"🤨"

"Anyway, what's your order? Love? I got you"

"😰"

"Right, I'll just—"

Lumine & Paimon: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

- most likely to slap a karen, throw money at them after then leave