𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 | DAVE AND BAMBI X READER ONE-SHOTS

🌹 - "Maybe I got hurt intentionally, just for you to heal me." [BANJEX]

"I want your love, and I want your revenge."
LIME
Bankex X Gender Neutral!Reader
TW: Sexually explicit content, cursing
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This oneshot is written in second person point of view.
Requested by BANJEXSWIFE

You were looking back at your old photos with the stylish gods in a small photo album. Distant flashbacks of how you met them faded into your mind while you smiled at your great memories. Meeting them was the biggest lifesaver ever. In fact, you'd probably be very lost right now if you never met them, especially... Banjex, your boyfriend. You met him in a.. pharmacy, trying to get marijuana. You convinced him to consider not doing that. From then on, you both hung out a bunch. Then you met Bamburai and Bamberly.

...speaking of Bamburai and Banjex, you and Bamberly couldn't find any of them in the house, anywhere. It's been a while, and you were getting worried, but so was she. "I don't feel like going outside right now," she frowned, narrowing her eyes and turning off her laptop. "Neither do I," you replied. "I don't think I've heard from them yet."

Just as you finished your sentence, the front door swung open. You widened your eyes in horror while a terribly injured Banjex and Bamburai came in. Both of them looked like they could pass out at any moment. "Bamburai!" Bamberly yelped worriedly, running towards him. "What the hell happened?!"

"Some asshole tried to hurt Banjex for no damn reason!" He cursed, coughing. "They were pretty strong. We won against that idiot, but *cough* we're in a pretty bad shape right now." Banjex frowned, "I told you to leave them alone. We could of just.. lost them by running all the way back here." Bamberly and Bamburai scurried out of the room while Banjex leaned onto you for support. "W-Why?" You asked. "Wh..?" He struggled to speak, trailing off. "Why did they try to hurt you?" You asked, concerned.

"...I don't even know them," he sighed in a raspy tone. You grabbed some medical supplies lying around and began bandaging up his leg carefully before moving up to his face. He smelled of weed, as expected. He stared at you wordlessly. "...wow, I never knew you were this attractive," he smiled. "I've never seen you this close before, N/N." You blushed bashfully. "Sh-Shut up, can't you see I'm trying to help your injuries right now?" you said, embarrassed. "Well, here's the truth," he grinned. "Maybe I got hurt intentionally, just for you to heal me."

"Wow, you bastard," you joked while both of you stifled a chuckle. "What do you think Bamberly and Bamburai are doing right now?" He shrugged. "There. At least your wounds weren't as worse as his, I guess. What now?" You asked. "I'm pretty tired. How 'bout sleeping?" He said, tampering around with his hat boringly. You nodded while both of you headed upstairs. Both of you laid down on the bed while he held you happily with a blanket over your bodies. You snuggled up to his chest, contented with his touch.

"...Banjex, why are you wearing a belt? It hurts."
"...oh, but I'm not wearing one."

You flinched in realization while he laughed out loud. "Relax. I'm not gonna do anything to you, especially with them in the house," he chuckled. "Well, maybe not yet." You immediately flustered, pushing him away a little to hide your face. He smirked, "Awww, that's cute of you."

"It's not funny."
"But it's cute, in my opinion."

Before you knew it, he closed the gap between you both while he held you by the waist. He slid his tongue inside and began exploring your mouth, causing small beads of sweat to roll down your face while you felt your face heat up, trying to remain as quiet as possible. You let out a few quiet whines before he let go, smiling with satisfaction. "I.. thought you wanted to.. sleep. W.. What happened.. to that idea?" You stuttered, trying to catch your breath.

"Part of me wants to, but another part of me doesn't wanna," he grinned while he pulled you closer. "Don't be shy, N/N.. Just admit you like where this is going." You gave in, nodding while he chuckled, biting into your shoulder. You jumped at the tension, wincing while burying your face into his shoulder. You trembled with each bite while he continued to bite around your neck. He eventually found your sweet spot easily, repeatedly attacking the same spot.

You were a blushing and sweating mess under him. "H-Hngh... can we stop now?" you managed to let out. "Hmph, fine. Don't expect me to go easy next time though," he let go before placing a soft kiss on your forehead.

"Sweet dreams, my N/N."
"Sweet dreams.."

(this is embarrassing but for some reason i have been contemplating about trying smut 😭😭😭)