𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 | DAVE AND BAMBI X READER ONE-SHOTS

💫 - When You're Drunk

"You the type I wanna marry (yeah), and keep you merry, I'll put the ring on when you ready."
APPLECORE TRIO
lmk if i should do one with popcorn edition, OR WITH MORE CHARACTERS NEXT TIME AROUNDDD
Scenario(s)
TW: Drinking, cursing
If uncomfortable, feel free to skip ahead.
hiccups, chokes and dies
also im sorry this is bad, this is my first time writing a scenario :(

Bandu:

"Y/N!" Bandu exclaimed. "You're h.. woah! Be careful!"

You stumbled around, unable to keep your balance. "Why do you smell so.. uh.. weird? Is it alcohol?" He asked, caressing your cheek. You hiccuped while smiling in a tipsy, odd manner. "Heya," you blabbered out. "How's my sweet lil' gumball still up at m-midnight?"

"How much did you drink with Dave?!" Bandu sighed, a little mad at you. "I- didn't dri-drink tooooo much," you lied, chuckling. "Come on, I'll get you to our room," he did a :| face, guiding you to your room while you clung onto him. He accidentally tripped over one of his wires.

"Aah!" He shouted, but then he felt himself being caught. He turned his head up to see you looming over him, carrying him in your arms with a "i need you to beat me up or ill be a bitch" face. You leaned in for a kiss, making him whimper in surprise while he blushed underneath you. You let go when you were satisfied, putting him back down before bursting into laughter in a sore voice.

You passed out right on the spot and he caught you just on time, blushing madly about what just happened.
"I was supposed to be the one to do that... hmph," he whispered to himself, carrying you bridal style to your room.

Disruption Bambi:

He was on his phone while sitting on the couch, spamming you text messages since you haven't came home yet. He grumbled, seeing that you weren't responding while he furrowed his eyebrows. Just then, the door swung open and you accidentally fell over. "What the fuck?" He shouted, surprised. "Are you drunk or some shit?"

You struggled to get up, knocking over several things in your attempt. "Naaaaaaah," you said in a raspy voice, unable to keep your balance or even get back up on your feet. "Oh my god, why the fuck did you drink anyway?" Disruption cussed, pulling you back up by your arm. "I love you, you're my bitch, but who the hell did you drink with? Cause I'm boutta beat them up."

"Mmmm," you mumbled, your head spinning. "Uhhhh, Dave."
"Okay, nevermind. He's gonna get spared for this one."
"..."
"Now go the fuck to sleep. I'll be right next to you after I finish some things."
"Hell no!"
"GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!-"

You pushed him onto the couch, pinning his arms down with your eyebrows furrowed while he panicked in surprise, raising his eyebrow. You had him pinned in a rather awkward manner and he was struggling to break free while blushing madly. "HEY HEY HEY!" Disruption shouted. "JUST GO TO SLEEP, PLEASE." You shook your head, lowering your body.

"HOLY SHIT" He shouted while you smiled, caressing his cheek before passing out on him. "THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE." His face was still red while he adjusted his hat with a frown. He couldn't help but smile before chuckling to himself. He slept on the couch with you on top of him tiredly. You were his responsibility, but he didn't give a damn.

Expunged:

You both were at a restaurant until the waitress accidentally got you a drink with high alcohol content.

"Give me attention," you nagged while Expunged stared at you. "WHY WON'T YOU BLACK OUT??" He asked, his ironic grin still plastered on his face. You smiled weirdly. "You're my favorite used tampon~"

He grumbled while you clung onto him, Bambi laughing his ass off while watching. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BAMBI," Expunged yelled at him and frowning for the first ever time in his life while you snuggled up to Expunged's chest like a cat. "I love youuuuuuuuu," you grinned in a tipsy manner while planting kisses on his neck. Bambi was still watching, entertained. Bambi added on, "Please don't black out, this is actually really funny to me."

Bandu hopped in, making Expunged frown even more. "GOD DAMMIT, WHY???" Expunged grumbled frustratedly. You kissed Expunged on the lips causing him to freeze up and blush before you jumped onto his lap and hugged his chest. The other two laughed even more seeing Expunged's surprised reaction, almost falling off of their seats. They knew their neighbors were gonna complain about the noise but they didn't give a flying fuck.

For the rest of the time, Bandu and Bambi kept teasing Expunged while he held back from committing genocide on the two simply because you were here just cuddling him drunk.