𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 | DAVE AND BAMBI X READER ONE-SHOTS

💖 - Bambi

"I'm going back to 505, if it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive."
HEADCANON
Bambi X Gender Neutral!Reader
TW: Cursing
because i know someone is gonna think im based because they arent any bambi content here yet
just kidding im being held at gunpoint by my friend being forced to write this ehlp pls

> You met him while you visited his farm with Dave. Dave wanted to look for Bambi to hang out, but you wanted to come with him to meet Bambi. So you did.
> Initially when Bambi saw you both together, he actually thought you both were dating.
> "DAVE YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU GOT A PARTNER YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!"
"woah there buster wait a second"
> Took a while for Bambi to understand you both were just friends.
> He thought you were pretty cool, so you both started talking a lot.
> From that point on, you, Dave and Bambi were a trio.
> on the other hand, chaotic mastermind duo intensifies
> You both would be up to mischief every now and then.
> You met Bandu through Bambi, and then you met Expunged through Bandu.
> You would offer Bambi assistance every and now and then at his farm, even when he didn't request for any.
> It didn't take long for Bambi to realize he started to fall in love with you.
> The guy didn't even know why he liked you, it was kind of a crush out of nowhere.
> He would stay up at night just daydreaming about both of you being in a relationship together.
> Usually goes to Dave to ask for advice. Why not Bandu or Expunged you ask? Obvious reasons.
> Rather shy. He struggles to make proper eye contact with you without blushing like a tomato.
> Will give you small gifts, like his corn or something
> He has bad anger issues, but you calm him down easily.
> Sometimes when he gets jealous, he'd just watch you from a distance, but when you look at him he runs away out of panic and embarrassment.
> "oh hey bamb-"
    "no."
> This made you skeptical of him, you even tried making him jealous multiple times on purpose just to see if he was consistent.
> You eventually confronted him about it, asking about his view on you.
> He was very defensive at first, but overtime, he began lowering his guard down and gave in and telling you his true feelings towards you.
> When you returned his feelings he was literally jumping in joy.
> congrats now you have a very needy and tsundere brazillian farmer as a h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ boyfriend
> Bambi secretly always wants your attention 24/7, but will never admit it. He'll beg for attention from you, but he'll refuse to admit it unless you persuade him.
> only i can tease y/n™
> He likes wearing your clothes, so you might be unable to find your F/C sweater anywhere and the next thing you know, he's wearing it gloriously.
> He tries to act tough like he wouldn't care if your friend was bothering you, but the next thing you know he's looming over you very protectively while growling as if he was some rabid dog or some shvt idk.
> He's normally the one holding you, but he doesn't mind being held when he's tired.
> free farmer squishy plush omg!!1
> You both are the ultimate power couple.
> Bambi is average on PDA. He enjoys showing you off to his friends (basically flexing on them cos theyre single) but he won't kiss ya in public, he's a little too 'tsundere' for that. So just general handholding in public space. Of course, if you're uncomfortable, he'd stop.
> He's too shy to give you pet names, because he thinks it'll end up awkward, so he just calls you N/N. (convince him to give you a few and maybe he will)
> Although he isn't good at comforting you, he's trying his best.
> If he overworks himself, it's surprisingly easy to get him to rest. He melts with your touch, and it easily puts him to sleep.
> he would be more than happy to beat someone up for or with you
> Bambi gets jealous quite easily, especially of Bandu.
> He enjoys curling up in your lap, especially when he has your clothes on. You can catch him snuggling into your clothing when he wears them.
> In the end, no matter how tough or rude he may seem, Bambi has a soft spot for you because you're his one and only s/o. He loves you wholeheartedly, he's still trying his best!!!!!