𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 | DAVE AND BAMBI X READER ONE-SHOTS

💖 - Banjex

"If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company, you met me at the perfect time!"
HEADCANON
Banjex X Gender Neutral!Reader
TW: Smoking
If uncomfortable, feel free to skip ahead.
HELLO LOVELY PEOPLE I'm starting this month off with weed man!!! OK maybe I said I was gonna do it on the weekends but I wanted to do it now... Its tempting 🙄 IDFC if I fail...... (maybe I do but still) new CHEATER! update this Saturday, BTW this was rushed since I had to go
ALL previous A/Ns have been unpublished

> You met Banjex at the cinema, per usual!

> He was sitting right next to you and he handed you a pair of 3D glasses. You both commented silently about the movie, throwing some slight chuckles at each others' jokes back and forth.

> Afterwards, you bid Banjex goodbye when the movie was over and thanked him for his kindness when the movie was over.

> Coincidentally when you returned to the same cinema 3 months after to watch another movie, Banjex was sitting right next to you. Again.

> This time, both of you decided to hang out for a while after the movie ended. It was safe to say you were having a lot of fun with him.

> "y/n, i smoke weed."
"excuse me?"

> Would never smoke in front of you, for very obvious reasons.

> Sometimes you'd be real jerks with him. Chaotic mastermind duo reminisces once more.

> You met the Stylish Gods too. The accepted you into their small friend group even if you weren't a deity like them!!!
+ They trust you because Banjex trusts you

> The trio would be more than happy to hang out with you everyday. Bamburai also occasionally teaches you basic Karate.

> Banjex started falling in love with you overtime, because I said so.

> Would sometimes pretend to be high as an excuse cling onto you and tease you
+ Obviously, Bamberly and Bamburai knew about this.

> Banjex eventually grew desperate to confess, although he was really, really nervous about it. He was never in a relationship before and was basically a huge nervous wreck. Because of this, he just left you a note.

> You woke up to see a note on your nightstand
+ "Hey Y/N, SO UH... I have something to tell you, I really like you and stuff... and you know, I like you as a lover I don't know. I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. Please respond to this as I am panicking crying right now"

> YOU ACCEPTED.

> You just ran into his room and hugged him from behind telling him how much you loved him. He was just glad he finally had a partner.
+ bamberly and bamburai now have no right to laugh at him for being single

> Tons of movie dates!! Though if you wanted to try other things, he'd be more than happy to accept.

> TONS OF CUDDLING. No questions asked.
+ He really likes holding you, but sometimes worries about whether or not you're comfortable.

> You both would try to make popcorn.
+ ya failed and almost set the entire house on fire god dangit

> A lot of pet names!!!! He'll call you stuff like darling, dear, or whatever is to your liking.
+ Of course, understandably, if you're uncomfortable, he'd stop.
(i almost published this chapter without noticing i wrote cum instead of uncomfortable 💀💀)

> If you ever get bullied, he would probably threaten them till they back down and treat you to whatever the best he can get for you.
+ if they beat you up he'd be more than happy to return it to them

> Sometimes leaves his hat or glasses around for you to find.
+ there is no reason for this lol

> Rather above averagely big on PDA. Likes carrying you bridal style in public, ignoring the weird looks. He also likes showing you off to the other people in the 3D Realm lmao. Of course, if you were uncomfortable, he'd try not to go too overboard.
+ "HEY LOSER I GOT THE BEST PARTNER IN THE WORLD EVER"
   "mhm cool but who the hell are you though."

> Would definitely try to control his addictions and try to fix up his bad habits for you and only you. <3333333

> Banjex is just a weed man that wants to bombard you with affection, and some 43 year old that wants to know how it's like being in a relationship. Asides from this, you've just made him the happiest he's ever been in his total lifespan of 43 years till now! BE HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE A DEITY AS A BOYFRIEND...