Crack Oneshots

SandU's Bark

                                                                                         * WARNING*

tHIS STORY MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO READERS ALSO I THINK I WAS HIGH WHEN I WROTE THIS

TeleHub's Sun: Ah, yes. It was once again another day of torture. Of misery, of sadness. But a random homo Sapien of the Virginia region did not approve of that day. She decided she would be different today. 'cAUse ShE aInT liKe OtHeR gIrLs.

Sand U: * b A r K*

Francisco: Who tf let a stray dog into school

Flavourussy: *bArKs to assert dominance*

Rosabella: *bows while secretly seducing siri's feet*

Nananana: You foolshit undeveloped monkeys. You are not dogs, you are abominations.

Marinette: tHis is why I am better and prettier than all you disgraceful orgasm-based shit holes

Sand U: *BARKS INTENSELY TO AQUIRE MORE DOMINANCE*

Flavourussy: *le g a s p* YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MORTAL

Sand U: YES, I DO YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHADOW

Flavourussy: HOW DARE YOU, YOU SHORT MIDGET

Sand U: *bArKs*

Siri : * sHUT It u poor waterless children im trying to read some godsdammed smut

Sanyu: That's kinky,

Flavourussy: 🖕😀🖕

Siri: You fucking shove highlighters up ur ass

Flavourussy: I already did that a long time ago.

Sand U: Anyways, *bArK*

Nana (emo 3 ft furry): *dials* (979) 764-3600

Animal Ctrl: Ello, What the fuuck u need im my godsdammed luches break u mf horseshet

Nanananana: There are wild dilfs and dogs in the classroom

Animal Ctrl: Nanananana you look like the real animal we need to control.

Nanananana: B-but I didn't do anything

Animal Ctrl: Stop fucking stuttering and go KYS

Sand U: Lolol imagine furry

Rosabella: L+Ratio

Flavourussy: Yes Nananana, stop stuttering like a pick me uwu cat girl.

Marinette: Wait but what will happen to pick-me-UwU-pick-me-girl-furry-cat girl-alpha-demon-hybird-Abuela-macarooni-ANGEL-RAT-SPIDER-donkey-Smexy lizard- HYMEN-bird-hated-child-but-is-secretly-a-princess-with-toxic-step-bro-what-are-you-doing

TeleHub's Sun: Animal control come after their lunch break and take Nanananana and the next episode is us breaking the furry out with the help of the Teletubbies and the map from Dora.

Francisco: Ah, is see.

Nanananana: I NEVER AGREED TO THI-

Flavourussy: Stfu nanananana no one cares about a short midget's opinion

Siri: U agreed when u sat with us at that project that one time.Also fuck u.

Rosabella: *L I c k t o e s*

Francisco: Please end the episode the actors need to rest

Director from sweet home Alabama: AND CUT.

UNTIL nExt tImE

Also if anyone was wondering

this stuff is based on what my friends and i do at school 

This story was made by Lexiism3h and rowenaraven449