Episoda 6: Siri the Cult Leader
Siri is a nerd. She watches many Minecraft smps, one being Hermit Craft. After watching Mumbo Jumbo's latest episode, she decided to start a cult based off his "Mooners Cult". So, logically she went up to her 6 friends and asked them
Siri: Ello luv's, it is now obligated by Obama to be in my cult
Nanan: [insert logical protesting that makes no sense for these idiots]
Flavourussy: TF my mother would kill me the second she finds this out im in a cult. She would start praying to the gods, hoping to have better children.
Marinette: I call being second in command, u disgraceful twats could never be me.
Fransico: Sure, When I become the DiCKTATER of the Universe(again) I will look sexy in cults
Rosabella: *bows to the cult leader while seducing all their feet*
SandU: *BarKS In rESPeCT*
Siri: Then it's settled u all r in my cult
Nananana: n-n-n-n o-o, I will not join your cult you abominations
SandU: Let's all collectively BARK at nanananana until he submits to our will
All: * b a r k s*
Nananana: ok wtf y-y-y-y-y-you are s-s-s-s-s-scc-c-c-c-aring m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me *hides in uwu cat*
TeleHub's Sun: And so, they become a group of cracks headed children with the useless aim to rule the world. They didn't realize the useless part until they tried to rule. But alas, they were idiot children. And attempted to share their religious cult filled ways to Ireland.
Siri: Let us conquer Ireland my bitcheS
Nananana: Im not ur bitch
Siri: You all are my bitches, the world is my bitch
SandU: *Barks with even more respect*
Siri: WE SHPOULD ASK BROKE THE EMO JAIL KID TO JOIN THE CULTE
TeleHub's Sun: And so, the septet sevensome went on their way to the emo jail kid. The Animal CTRL guy was still pole dancing outside BROKES cell while BROKE screamed in pure terror. As the Animal CTRL guy twerked and his ass jiggled like a water balloon. Slowly, BROKE was losing his sanity and being slightly seduced. Then the cult broke into jail again..
Nanana: BROKE MY BELOVED
BROKE: NANANA U ASS HOLE U LEFT ME HERE WITH THE SEXY MAN
NANANANA: IM SORRYY DUDE, I WAS UNKIDNAPPED BY THE MOONERS CULT™
BROKE: IS FINE, NOW WE CAN BE LIKE TOTALLY 100% ABSOLUTLEY COMPLETELY PLATONIC BESTIES
NANANAANA: YES, I LIKE, IIS SUPER SEXY
MARINETTE: GET A FUCKING ROOM!!!!111
SIRI: LETS GO AND TAKE OVER IRELAND MY DEAR CHOLESTEROL
BROKE: I WANNA YEET MESELF OFF A CLIFF
NANA: U OLD MAN
SIRI: COME MY DEARS, ARE WE COWABUNGA ON THIS?
SANDU: YES, YES WE ARE COWABUNGA
SIRI: LETSA GO
ALL THEIR HORRID VOICES: LETSA GO!!1111!
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TELEHUB'S SUN: As the septet became a octet, The group ventured far and wide trying to reach the mystic, the illusive IRELAND. And to have the dumbass goal to conquer it along with the rest of the world.
ROSABELLA: MAY I LICK THE CURRENT DICKTATER OF IRELANDS FEET TO SEDUCE THEM INTO SUBMISSION
FLAVOURUSSY: NO NO NO ROSABARNEY IS NOT CUMMING BACK
FRANCISCO: I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES OF THAT EXPERIENCE
SANDU:I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES OF BILL CIPHER
MARINETTE: TF
SIRI: U MEAN THE COLD RANCH DORITO FROM GRAVITY FALLS™???
SIRI: IN THE 6TH GRADE I READ FANFICTION ON HIM, HE WUZ HOT
ROSABELLA: AND I THOUGHT FRANCISCO WAS BAD WITH THE DREAMNOTFOUND SMUT BUT U READ FUCKING BILLDIP
FRANCSCO: THE 6TH GRADE WAS A TERRIBLE YEAR, WE ALL REGRET IT
*EVERYONE AGREES*
SIRI: WE HAVE ARRIVED!!1!
MARINETTE: LET US FIND OUT WHO THIS ELUSIVE LEADER OF IRELAND IS
TeleHub's Sun: The children arrived at the door to the grand palace and entered with their Chunky Cheese Membership ID. As they entered the throne room, they saw............
Word Gurl
Word Gurl: TF r children doing in my palace???
Siri: We are her to take over Ireland
Sandu: *BarkS In aGreMAnt
Word Gurl: No. Blue monkey that is probably boots cum to me bbg
Blue monkey that is probably boots: TF U ROACH
SIRI: LETS ATTACK THE PBS SHWO CHARACTER WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED BY THE BLUE MONK
ROSABELLA: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BROKE: *SUSPISCOIUSLY COMMITS ARSON*
NANAAN: W-W-W-W-H-H-H-Y-Y-Y???
FRANCISCO: *DROP KICKS HER OWN CHIN*
MARINATE: tIKKI SPOTS ON
FLAVOURUSSY: nO, WE DON'T TALK BOUT THAT MARINETTE, NO NO NO
SIRI: *TRIPS OVER AIR*
ROSABELLA: sNIFFING WORD gURLS fEETSIE WEETSIES
TeleHub's Sun: And the day went on like that the cult trying to perform simple tasks and ultimately failing. Now we must wait for the next episode which is...
FLAVOURUSSY THE DRUG DEALER/ADDICT
FLAVOURUSSY: ITS MY LIFE STORY😓
SIRI: I WILL SELL MY CULT POSTERS ON MY HORSE SIZED DUCK
ROSABELLA: cONTINUES SNIFFING FEEET
FRANCISCO: *TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON*
SANDU: *bARKS TO SEDUCE UR MOM*
MARINETTE: TRYS STEALING K-POP IDOLS
NANA AND BROKE: *DOING TOTALLY PLATONIC THINGS*
~AND CUT~
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Crack Oneshots
FanfictionSome Crack Oneshots written by me and my friends We made half of these in class and half when we are high
