TeleHub's Sun: In the previous episode, the mooners had summoned Barney. Francisco suggests cremating No-No, but the gang is too tired and goes home. Meanwhile Rosabella goes to ur mom's house.
Rosabella: BABE WERE IS THOU
???: Here baba grill 🥵🥵
TeleHub's Sun: A long slender leg is seen in the hallway door, followed by a hot pink shoe and perfectly molded black toes. A pink dress flows revealing a round face and whiskers.
Rosabella: Minnie...
TeleHub's Sun: But we will call her sissy rat for copyright reasons as we intend on claiming all characters as our own.
Sissy Rat: Yes baby, it's me, Min- I MEAN- ✨SiSsY RaT✨
TeleHub's Sun: Y/N watched as the chaos before manifested, in horror, she watched as the Rosabella starts licking sissy rat's feet clean. Licking between every toe and nail. Y/N wanted to vomit but she couldn't, or her mother would force her to join them.
Y/N💭: This has been going on for months. Dad didn't go to the military for his wife to be cheating with some Asian girl. WAiT A dAMn miNuTe- iSN'T THAT ROSABELLA OF THE MOONERS? I NEED TO TELL HER LEADER NOW; THEY MUST BE LOOKING FOR HER.
TeleHub's Sun: Y/N unlocks her inner alpha demon and transforms into Sanic. You could see rainbow glitter lightning on all the highways of Crackland. She bursts through the mooner's base with Kool-Aid magic.
Y/N: OH YEA.
Francisco: wut the fruck I'm trying to have tea bish.
Sandu: And im trying to communicate with mosquitos.
Marinette: and im trying to date a hot Asian guy.
SIRI: and im trying to read smut and control my cult.
Flavourussy: And im trying to do drugs kids.
TeleHub's Sun: Suddenly, Rosabella bursts in with Kool-Aid magic.
Rosabella: Ẅ̝́ͣͮ̓ẖ͒̎̈́y̦̖̼ͫͫ̀͠ ̹̯̩͖̞̲̦͂̒͂ͧͥṷ̦͔̪̦̜ͭͅ ̸̓͂r͒͠ú̩͍̎͗̚͘n̩͈̓̾̑̊ṋ͍͍̆̋̈ͤͯi͉̩̞̤̻̟̐ͨn̥͔̟̟̺ͨ͌̓͌͠g̨͕̠͉͖̯̳͑̽ͅ ̼͎̘ͨ́̆̏̕ḅ͖̯͔̭͙ͅã͇̭̟̳b̮̩͓̲͍ͭ̃̑ͧ̀ę̝͎̼̬͉̫̒̈́̔ ̲͕̖̙̥ǵ͉̗͕̺̭͙ẁ̨̽̽̄o͊ͯͣͤͣͯͣ̀r̂̓͟l̤̘͇̼͖̰̘̋̀͛̌͌̊̓,̡̬̤̗̘̠͎̆ͭͅ ͚̦̻̏̽͑̀̈́ͧͤ͝i͍̘̋̾͢ ̪͍̙̮h̘̬͕͖͙̫̥͆͗a̦͍͓̻̪͌̊ͣͩ͘v͈̳͓̤ͤ̉e̬͕̖̜ͫ͑n͆̋ͯͦͥ͑'͂̾ͭͬͥ̋̐ť́͂̂̉̃̓ ̳̬̯̪̰͒ͥ͋ͤ̿͐̓d̤̬͚͐o̼̱̿ͩ͜ṇ̛̤̗̯̐͋͋̏̓̐ḙͪͯͣ̇͗ͮ ̦̜̰̰̖̞͢ŭ̡͇̙̄ͯ͂̋ͥͦͅr͎̥̤̯̟̓ͨ͛ͤ̎͆͟ ̸̳͛͛ṭ͇̫͈̳̠̈́̓͘o̳͍͍ͬ̉͋ë̤̩̗̤͇̩ͨs̖ͩͪ ̶̝̗̤̣̭y̻̦̞̟͋͒ͯ͑͢ͅȩ͕̮͙̻̫͔͐ͭ̆t̏ͤ̔̿̾͂ͩ͠
Siri: ROSY CHEEKS? *s i p s t e a*
Marinette: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rosab-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ella?!?!!??!?!
Y/N: SHE SUCKED MY MOMMA'S TOES AND THEN SHE SUCKED IT SO HARD IT BLEED AND SHE DIED FROM MASS BLOOD LOSS
No-No: ewew wtf is dat ting, it looks liek my grandmother but Asian
R̻̯̪̞ͅoͪ̆ͯ͛͊́ͤ̂ͩ͜͏͟҉͇̺̟̗̬͍̲̰͓͇̤̲̟͕͉͙̦s̵̩̹̩̥̗̰̮̟̞͉͖͈̦̥͐̃͒ͪͮ̇̎̌̈͂͐ͯ̌ͮͮ͡͡ͅa̸̢̬͍͖͕̜̙̲̬̳̫̮͙̘͓̳͓̜ͫ͐̽̓̾̀̕b̵̴̸̙̩̣̞̙̞̺̖̣̺̜͇̂̐͗̀̐ͬ́̍ͨͬ̾̉̉̽͋ͭ̊͜a̵͚̖̱͖̻̝̻̝̗͈̲̳̹̰̠̥̅̇̒̍̈̑ͣ̊ͦͮ͒̀͝r̸̵̛̦̗̠̱̓͊̈̓̍ͬ͂ͭ̊̄͗͗ͮͨ̅̽ͦ̚͟͝n̨̙͚̙̥̻̼͎̰̜̖̘̥̹̻̻͓̽ͯ̓͊̉ͤͯ̉̾̓͌ͭ̈́͒ͪ̆̀̚͠͡e̷̹̠͕͓͚̘͖̰̺̠̮ͭ͑̓̏ͤ̅ͫͮͯͩ̌̕̕͜͡ͅy̧ͧ̒ͪ͋̚͏̦̪͍̮͙͕̫̺͍̳̞ : Ỷ̗̯e̟̠ͨ͑͊ͬs͋̓͟,͓̝̬̂ͭ ͉̪̜̀͞ă̮̲̖̝̗͌̈͌͞n̽̐̑̅҉̫͙̖͖d̶̗̣͓̑̐̔́ ̺͙̩̲̻͌̂̔ͧ͟i̴͉͈̩͕̘͕̬ͭ̽͆ͮ ̨̩͚͖̟̫̄̆ŵ̭̪̟̱̹͓̝̏̎̃͆͜i͉͍͉ͯ͑̾ͣļ͙̗̲l̟̯͕͍̄ͦ̾̽ͫͥ̃ ̠̻̱̖̤ͥͮ̈́͟s̞̭͉̟̫̙̓͜ů̖̙̮̰̄̇̅̃͗͢ͅc̖̩̼̜ͮ̍̑k̪͈͇͙ͧ̊͆́͢ͅ ̘ͥ̋̂̋̚A̦̓ͣͮͦL̸̬̦L̩͉͕̙͙̑͆͐ ̩̱̰̌̿ͫ͟o̝̦̱̩͊ͣ̈́̂̐͑͘ͅf̵͔̳̠̤̲̻̊̄͋̐͗ ̦̞͗̀u̠̺̞ͮͪ̄ͫ̍ͪ̀r̨̳̯͓̬͓͚̗ͪ͆ͨ ̫̞̫̤͕͙̈m̰̈́ͩ̒͐̐̔o͍͇͚̙̜͐̐͗ͣ̉m̎ͨͣͯ̎̔͏͖͍͙'̶̳̜̼̗͚ͅs̥͇̦̼̳̮̀̏̃̐̈́̊̍ ̡̗̥d̦̯̺͔̗͉̐̐e̮͇̰͓l̸̻̜̝̖͖̦ͤ̍i̻͍̝͕̖̒ͅć̷͈̻̯̼̥͉̽̃̚ó̠͇̟͙̣͚͖͌͐́̊ú̀ͩ̀s̱͓͎͙͓͖̰̊ͥ̆̆͠ ͕̭̾̾͑̋͑ͦͭt̥̣͆o͚̤̯̺͌ͥͬ̀͒͐̑e̱̳̤̳͉ͧ̉̋̒͂'̩̩̩̜̍̈́̾͊͐͊ͮs̳̈͛̓͋̊́ͅ
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Crack Oneshots
FanfictionSome Crack Oneshots written by me and my friends We made half of these in class and half when we are high
