EPISODAE 7: FLAVOURUSSY THE DRUG DEALER/ADDICT
TeleHub's Sun: Today the official drug addict of the mooners, Flavourussy was contemplating on how to sell drugs to secondary school children because yes. And also do plenty of drugs because why not.
Flavourussy: I need to sell drugs to children because is sexy
Nanananan: But aren't they underag-
Francisco: Stfu u malnourished furry
Telehub's Sun: In the background of the cult's nonsensical ramblings children are seen trying to comprehend what TF the cult is speaking about and why nanaana is crying in uwu cat and broke is trying to lick coins off the ground.
Nananana: WH-H-Y U LICKING THE COINS BROKE
BROKE: IIF I GET MONEY I WONT BE BROKE ANYOMORE
NANANANA: OK MYY DEAR BELOVED BROKE
SIRI*IN THE BACKGROUND*: WE SHIP
SANDU: LETS BREAK INTO THE SCHOOOL
FLAVOURUSSY: YES, FOR WE WILL SELL DRUGGS
ROSABELLA: HORRAY, FOR NOW THE DEAR CHILDREN WILL FACE THE SHOOTINGS OF NONSENSICAL RAMBLING CULT MEMBERS
ALLL: YEAAYS
MARINETTE: LES USE DA PIPE BOMB
SANDU: *BanRks*
*THE CULT BLOWS THE WALL*
SIRI*IN A GTWS VOICE*: HELLO MY FELLOW MINERS AND CRAFTERS
FLAVORUSSY: yAKLL WANT SUM DRUGGGSS
CHILREN: SCREAM IN PURES TRERROR
FLAVOURUSSY: LETS GO ASSAULT TEACHERS UNTIL THEY BUY OUR DRUGGIE WUGGIES
NAANANA: BROKE CUME TO ME BBG
BROKE: NO. I NEED COINS
TELEHUBS SUN: AND SO TEACHERS WERE ASSAULTED AND THE CULT IS NOW NUMBER 1 ON THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST, WHICH IS NO SURPRISED CONSIDERING THESE IDIOTS DAILY SHIT. AND YET FLAVOURUSSY'S BOSS WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH HER DRUG DEALING
FLAVOURUSSYS BOSS: TF U ROACHES BE DOING, UR NOW NUMBER 1 ON THE MST WANTED LIST, THE WORLD BE TURNING, CHANGNG EACH DAE BITCHESZ
THE BOS TURNEX TO BE CALLIOU
Dun dun dunnn
CALLIOU:I WANT ME DRUG MONEYS BEFORE I GO STRIP CLUB WITH HOE GRANNIES
FLAVOURUSSY: OK SIRRRR
BEFORE CALLIOU COULD COMPREHEND ON WHY FLAVOURUSSY HAD MANNERS A HUGE DILDO WAS THROWN AT HIS BALD ASS HEAD AND MADE HIM BLACK OUT FROM PURE SHOCK AND PLEASEURE
CALLIOU WOKES UPS INN THE DDARK BLACXKS ROOM, SCARED FOR HIS SATANIC LIFEEE HE STARTED SKRIECHING BAARBIE GIRLL HOPING THAT THE SMEXY WHITE BISH WOYILD BE SUMMOIND
????: STOPE UR DAMN SINNGING, IM TRYYING TO RESTARTE DA COMMUNIOSM
THE MYSTERIOUS MAN WALKED TOWARDS CALLIOU
IT WAS A SHORT ASS MAN NAMED MICHHEAL bUT NoT AS shoRT AS NANANANANA THE 3FT FURRY: THE TOTAL HETRO FURRY MAFIA LEQADWER
MICHEAL: uR IN dAYM TROUBLE FOR dRUGGIE dEALINGS aND hARaSSINGs mE mANY TeAcHERS
CALLIOU: b-B-B-B-bUT IMM TO-TTO SEXY TO dIES bBg
MICHEAL: iMMA uSE uR duMB aSS As rANsOm FOR my mortal enemy: THe gaEASS mAFIA
CALLIOU: B-b-b_-but THAATS NOT SUPPER SEXYY
MICHEL: IT IS SHUT UR DUMBBASS UPP
MICHEAL THEN PUT SUM FURRY PINK HANCUFFS ON CALLIOU AND DRAGGED HIM INTO A MYSTERIOUS WHITE VAN THAT JUST APPEARED. MICHEAL SHOVED HIM INSIDE AND SAT NEXT TO HIM IN THE VAN. THE VAN WAS FILLED WITH ODD NOISES I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY. CALLIOU PASSED OUT.....
????: TF IS THIS MOTHA FUCKER
MICHEAL: ITS AN OFFERING FOR UR GAE ASS
MICHEAL WAS SPEAKING TO L: THE LEADER OF THE GAE ASS MAFIA
L: WHY????
CALLIOU: SAVE ME BBG
CALLIOUS PLEADING AND MOANING HAD SUMMONED THE MOONERS CULT WHO WERE SEXY AF
FLAVOURUSSY: WE HEARD U MOANING IT RESONATED OFF UR BALD ASS HEAD
SANDU: B O R K
CALLIOU: FLAVOURUSSY UR DAMN ASSSS IS THE FVCKING REASON IM HERE U BIOTCH
FLAVORUSSY GASPS WHILE AGGRESIVLY TWERKING: nO THEIS be UR own FauLT u FVkING rOACH
The mooners teleforted away from the bald pedo knowing that L would use him for far more interesting purposes.
L : MK THEN
L took the bald bitch and broke his head against their knee
MICHEAL: TF BIOTCH
L: HE WAS BE NOT SUOPER SEXY AF
MiCHEAL: bECAUSE OF THIS IMMA STAET a CIVIL wAR aGAINST UR gAE asS MAFIa
L: BRO, LETS NOT, LETS HUG IT OUT LIKE THE MY LITTLE PONY BITCHES WE ARE
MICHeal: IM SORRY bRRO,
*insert annoying ass phone ringtone*
The person calling Micheal was labeled as "Daddy"
L: mICEAL uR oLD noW ,U sTILL cALL UR fATEHR dADDY
MICHEAL answering the phone(WITH A STRAIGHT FACE): Yes, Broke.
~THE fucking END~
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