Narrator: Nanananana has been taken to THE FURRY PRISON™ and is sad and has become emo. While he cries to Billie Eilish and writes poems. His cell partner BRoke hates Billie Eilish and has tried to commit suicide on many occasions while the cell guard watched amused. He was ashamed of the Animal Control Guard stationed at his door. The man wears a short pink skirt and 6-inch-long sparkling heels, While pole dancing outside his cell
Animal Ctrl: IM A PURRRTY PINK PRINCESSSS
NANANA: *screams*
BROKERE: IM GOONMG TPOL FUCCKII UR ASS UP SHUTT UPO
NANA: *sCREAMS I FREASRR*
SUDDELY THE MOONERS CULT, THE TELLETIBBIES, AND THE MAP FROM DORA BREAKS THE WALL LIKE KOOL-AID MAN AND TRY TO SAVE THE EMO FURRY
SANDU: wE HAVE COME TO TAKE THE 3 FT EMO FURRY
Animal Ctrl: No!! I NOT DO MY FRUCKINGTR LAP DANCING YETS!!1!1!
ROSABELLa: *tHROWNS dUSSY*
ANIMAL cTrL: ahh I AHEV BEEN BLINDED BUY THE DUCKUSSY
sIRIR: QUCKLY PICK UP THE MF FURRY DSO I CAN GO REAsd smut!!11!1
THE CULT PICKS UP THE EMO FURRY
ANIMALS cTRL: wHO TOOKM MY FRICK,ITY FRACKITY OREOS
SIRIYA: rUN GUYSZ RUN I TOOOK HIOS OREOS
MARRINETTE: wHU ARE THEY SO DELISIOUSLY TEMPTING?????
THE CULT ESCAPE THE FURRY PRISON AND TAKES THEM TO AN ABANDONED BARNEY SUMONNING CIRCLE
NANANA: wAIT DON'T wE HAVE SCHOOL TOMMOROW??
SIRIYAH: SHUT UR GODSDAMMED MOUTH
MARINNtEE: "i love you you love me lets go out and kill barney with a big shotgun and barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur"
EVERYONE ELSEE: i love you you love me lets go out and kill barney with a big shotgun and barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur
THE GROUND RUMBLED WITH THE SOUND OF PRESCHOOL MUSIC.
SUDDENLY BARNEY SHOT UP OUT OF THE SUMMONING CIRCLE UPON THE DARK HILLSIDE
BARNEYS: u SUMMONED ME BAE?
FLAVOURUSSY: TF U RAT
SIRI: rATS CAN BE HOT stfu. HE NO TYHO
BaRnEY: I SMELL EMOTIONAL ISSUES ALSO IM GAY AND LATE FOR MY PRIDE PARADE U ROACHES
SANDU: nO GO CREMATE NANANAN FIRST
FRANCISCO: lET THE RAT GO, WE CAN CREMATE NANA AT THE HOES DINER
NNAN: noooo I WIISH FOR THE LAPS DANCE FROM SMEXY ALIMAL CTRL GUY
FRANCISCO: PERHAPS WE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS ANOTHER DAY
Siri: yEAS I HAVE A HORIDD HEADACHE
rOSABeLla: *VISITS YOUR MUMS HOUSE *
SaNdU: *SUSPICIOUSLY SNIFFS LEAVES*
And..... cut.
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I KNOW IM HIGH NOW.
YOU ARE READING
Crack Oneshots
FanfictionSome Crack Oneshots written by me and my friends We made half of these in class and half when we are high
