The adventures of Doctor Robotnik and his trusty (and sexy) assistant ;3
(First Stobotnik fic AAAHHH I hope you guys like it go easy on me :3)
#1 in bagel
#1 in mustache
#1 in growling
Agent Stone started his day like he always did working for Dr. Robotnik. Steaming the milk, grinding the beans, and making the perfect latte art. A perfect realistic portrait of the doctor, like he always made, but the doctor never seemed to notice. He sighed as he finished his art. He looked around as his sleeve shifted away from his soul mark. He could never let anybody know he was madly in love with Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
He loved how magnificently his mustache billowed in the wind, and his bald head caught the reflection of the sun. So sexy. He had never seen a man floss the way the doctor did, especially at weddings.
He grabbed the lattes and made his way to the laboratory, where the doctor resided, already starting his work for the morning.
"God I hate that fucking hedgehog." Dr. Robotnik exclaimed.
"You say that every morning, sir..." Agent Stone sighed as he set down the drink in front of him.
Stone looked at the doctor, who still had his morning glow, which is apparent from his glistening bald head.
"Yeah well it's true. I never lose, Stone, that gay hedgehog got lucky!"
"Don't worry sir, I know you'll get him next time." He didn't believe that but whatever makes him happy, he thought as he stole a glimpse of his sexy overgrown mustache.
Agent Stone was unsure of why he was so infatuated with this old man, but according to legend the soul mark never lies. He touched the mark under his sleeve, like he always did when he was overwhelmed by the doctor's beauty. He had been assisting Dr. Robotnik for 4 years and never once did the other man notice or care.
"It's me knuckles."
"WHat?!" Agent Stone was surprised to see a 3 ft 4 inch tall echidna standing in the coffee shop/ lab.
"Oh yeah that's Knuckles. He's going to help us defeat that blue bastard once and for all. He's strong or something, so i'm hoping he can punch the brain out of that stupid rodent." He said, as he leaned his head in his hand, exhausted.
"I will defeat the hedgehog and restore honor to my tribe." The little red echidna said determined.
Suddenly the Sonic alarm goes off. All three look at the large computer where the light flashes to show Sonic and his location.
"Agent Stone, get my Egg-O-Matic ready, it's time to hunt a hedgehog." Dr. Robotnik smirks.
Stone presses a bunch of buttons and prepares the craft for a flight.
No time.
Suddenly a blue ball of speed followed by a yellow fox with a flying butt burst through the wall.
"Not so fast, Eggman! Tails here was able to single out your location with his iphone X Plus. Watch this." He flosses.
"How dare you!" Robotnik exclaims, jumping out of his seat as fast as he can to enter a flossing battle with Sonic. Stone blushes.
"Doctor, please, let me handle this one." Stone smirks as he pushes Robotnik out of the way to enter into the epic battle of moves with Sonic. Nobody saw this coming! Stone busts out the latest moves from the hit game "Fortnite." He dances as if he placed a boogie bomb on himself.
Lights flash and disorient Sonic and he loses his footing, as Stone sweeps in and clocks Sonic in the face. He is suddenly knocked unconscious by the swift punch and Tails flies away in utter fear, after just watching his hero get decked and taken down easily.
"Oh christ." knuckles says.
Doctor Robotnik had stood aside as he watched Agent Stone down the creature that ruined his life. Holy crap it was so sexy. His floss technique was unmatched, except by his own of course, compared to the doctor agent stone was a huge idiot loser. That didn't stop his heart from skipping a beat as Agent Stone gracefully did epic "Fortnite" dances.
He felt a strange sensation in his chest, something no other person had made him feel before. He then looked down at his wrist to see black ink swirl across his skin to form a perfect recreation of his logo.
Stone instantly knew. He always knew. He looked over to meet the older man's eyes and began to walk over hesitantly.
"I-is it really true, sir?" Stone whispered.
"I'm afraid your flossing got the best of me, Stone."
Like a carnivorous animal, he immediately pounces on Stone. They start passionately making out next to Sonic's unconscious body, the world melting away as their tongues battle for dominance.
"I'm knuckles." said knuckles.
"How long?"
"I knew. I always knew." Stone said, catching his breath. He slowly raised his hand to the doctor's mustache. He had always wanted to touch it. He looked into the other man's eyes to ask for permission.
Robotnik took Stone's hand into his own and guided it to his stache, giving the man exactly what he wanted. Stone twirled his mustache in his fingers, feeling each individual strand as he twirled his mustache in his fingers. It felt as sexy as he imagined it would, maybe even sexier.
Knuckles left, he was very uncomfortable with the entire situation and felt as though he really didn't have a purpose in being there.
"Tell me, Stone, are you a top bagel perferer or a bottom bagel perferer?" The doctor smirked.
"Doctor, you know I'm a bottom bagel preferer, especially when it comes to you," Stone blushes. "But we only just matched.. It would be improper to do something like that now...." He blushes even harder.
Robotnik growls. "Fine, I suppose you're right, Stone. I'm so glad you punched Sonic so we could finally reveal our intense love for each other."
Sonic began to stir, which was easily fixed with a swift roundhouse to the head by Stone. "I kicked him."
They held each other lovingly.
"Say Stone, how about we go on a proper date now?" Robotnik asked sheepishly.
"We were destined to go on one, of course!"
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