"When do we get a break?" Asked an idiot classmate of mine.
"Soon, after we all focus and not do our homework even though this class is easy as shit," calmly replied the teacher.
Later....
"Okay, great job not focusing in class everyone, you can now have a break," announced the teacher, satisfaction in her eyes as she looked at all her extremely...potentially... great students.
****all boys run to a table in far corner by the narrator, who is secretly judging so hard right now****
"Let's arm wrestle!" One guy yelled.
Everyone paused to take in the amazing idea, while the announcer stood proudly, hands on his hips as if he was Hercules, and had just defeated a gigantic mythological monster that nobody could ever defeat.
"YAAAAAAAAAAS!" The boys all said in unison like a bunch of caffeinated kindergardeners.
"No, no. No arm wrestling will be happening today." The teacher exclaimed with a fake smile on her face.
"We're not arm wrestling!" One boy quickly replied while he looked over at the teacher with his hand interlocked with another boy's readying themselves for an arm war.
"Then what are you doing over there?" Fired back the teacher.
"Loving, we are loving over here." A student said with pride in his voice.
****red heart shaped disco ball drops slowly from ceiling while mood setting music begins to play****
***"wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Let's get down tonight!"***
***soon 3 poles spiral up from the floor connecting to suspicious holes in the ceiling****
"Wow, is like a LGBT strip club in here"a curious boy says.
**** "sexual healing" is turned off and soon strongly independent, pulsating beat starts playing and the carpet turns into a rainbow dance floor.***
***slowly all students begin to bob their heads and stand up, making their way to the rainbow dance floor where soon there is a dance party, consisting of all the dance nessesity-s; girls grinding on guys, guys grinding on guys, no room what so ever for the Holy Spirit, the smell of swet and uncontrollable hormones, kissing, fast moving lights, and many people having seizures.***
*** everyone is on the repulsing dance floor except for the narrator.***
"You are all annoying and fucking idiotic!" She yells as she quickly walks out of the classroom.
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The Math Class Saga
Kısa HikayeMath class can be boring, but when you have a class as unique as mine, it can get pretty great!
