001. group chat

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[a/n: i wrote this a while back]

EXO GROUP CHAT ! ✨

Baekhyun: Did everyone watch my teaser?

Sehun: No

Chanyeol: Ew

Baekhyun: Watch it now I'm so hot

Jongin: Hyung stop

Sehun: I'm laughing a lot

Zitao: My teaser is the best though

Luhan: Sehunnie's is the best

Yifan: That was the creepiest shit ever I'm never watching it again

Sehun: Yes mines the best

Baekhyun: My question did everyone watch my teaser

Yixing: Please watch mine a lot.

Chanyeol: Hyung your teaser isn't out yet?

Zitao: Baekhyun posted on instagram?

Baekhyun: You are the first to notice actually ㅠㅠ

Junmyeon: zitao stop speaking informally

Zitao: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sorry hyung

Sehun: It's been 40 weeks since Baekhyun posted a photo ?

Junmyeon: You too Sehun. I'll confiscate your phone.

Sehun: Aigoo I'm sorry Junnie hyung

Zitao: Eww look hyung Sehun's kissing up to you

Sehun: Eww shut up

Jongin: Did you know, Miranda Kerr is going to korea.

Sehun: ... Really

Jongin: No shut up

Jongdae: HAHAHA

Sehun: 😒

Sehun: I'm telling Junmyeon hyung.

Yifan: WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING EVEN IF IM NOT THERE ANYMORE YOU TWO FIGHT

Chanyeol: Fyi I'm close with Dara noona now

Baekhyun: Sitting next to and staring at Dara sunbae does not make you "close" with her

Chanyeol: Stop I don't stare at her

Baekhyun: Yes you do ^^

Chanyeol: Whatever at least fans ship me with noona

Kyungsoo: I bet you bribed them with stupid selcas

Chanyeol: No !

Chanyeol: I ... Don't know

Baekhyun: Wow out of all of you losers I'm the only one who got to date their bias. I'm the visual ㅋㅋ

Junmyeon: Baekhyun you sang to her dorm every night and mailed her cheesy poems, plus posting stuff similar to Taeyeon noona. How could she say no

Jongin: Ouchh

Baekhyun: I can't hear too much jealousy going on !

Sehun: Lu hyung let's get bubble tea

Luhan: Sehun I'm in China

Sehun: ... Yes

Sehun: Hyung I ordered a copy of your magazine ㅋㅋㅋ

Luhan: Ahh thank you Hunnie-ah

Sehun: I ordered two drinks one for you hyung. It's your favorite!

Luhan: Hunnieeee I'm not there

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