[a/n: i wrote this a while back]
EXO GROUP CHAT ! ✨
Baekhyun: Did everyone watch my teaser?
Sehun: No
Chanyeol: Ew
Baekhyun: Watch it now I'm so hot
Jongin: Hyung stop
Sehun: I'm laughing a lot
Zitao: My teaser is the best though
Luhan: Sehunnie's is the best
Yifan: That was the creepiest shit ever I'm never watching it again
Sehun: Yes mines the best
Baekhyun: My question did everyone watch my teaser
Yixing: Please watch mine a lot.
Chanyeol: Hyung your teaser isn't out yet?
Zitao: Baekhyun posted on instagram?
Baekhyun: You are the first to notice actually ㅠㅠ
Junmyeon: zitao stop speaking informally
Zitao: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sorry hyung
Sehun: It's been 40 weeks since Baekhyun posted a photo ?
Junmyeon: You too Sehun. I'll confiscate your phone.
Sehun: Aigoo I'm sorry Junnie hyung
Zitao: Eww look hyung Sehun's kissing up to you
Sehun: Eww shut up
Jongin: Did you know, Miranda Kerr is going to korea.
Sehun: ... Really
Jongin: No shut up
Jongdae: HAHAHA
Sehun: 😒
Sehun: I'm telling Junmyeon hyung.
Yifan: WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING EVEN IF IM NOT THERE ANYMORE YOU TWO FIGHT
Chanyeol: Fyi I'm close with Dara noona now
Baekhyun: Sitting next to and staring at Dara sunbae does not make you "close" with her
Chanyeol: Stop I don't stare at her
Baekhyun: Yes you do ^^
Chanyeol: Whatever at least fans ship me with noona
Kyungsoo: I bet you bribed them with stupid selcas
Chanyeol: No !
Chanyeol: I ... Don't know
Baekhyun: Wow out of all of you losers I'm the only one who got to date their bias. I'm the visual ㅋㅋ
Junmyeon: Baekhyun you sang to her dorm every night and mailed her cheesy poems, plus posting stuff similar to Taeyeon noona. How could she say no
Jongin: Ouchh
Baekhyun: I can't hear too much jealousy going on !
Sehun: Lu hyung let's get bubble tea
Luhan: Sehun I'm in China
Sehun: ... Yes
Sehun: Hyung I ordered a copy of your magazine ㅋㅋㅋ
Luhan: Ahh thank you Hunnie-ah
Sehun: I ordered two drinks one for you hyung. It's your favorite!
Luhan: Hunnieeee I'm not there
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