011. exo-seventeen

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mingyu: hello sunbae...

chanyeol: /side eyes mingyu/

chanyeol: how old are you again

mingyu: /coughs/ eighteen, sunbae.

chanyeol: oh

chanyeol: LOL GUYS LOOK AT THIS KID HES AS TALL AS ME AND ONLY 18

chanyeol: KYUNGSOO WHATS GOOD

and that, my friends, were the last moments of park chanyeol...
r.i.p. 1992-2015

yixing: so... you're not seventeen members?

seungcheol: ah, no, sunbae. only thirteen.

yixing: then...

jongin: yixing hyung let's go before your head explodes the doctor says this isn't good for you

junmyeon: seungcheol-ah

seungcheol: yes sunbae?

junmyeon: cherish these moments.

seungcheol: ?????

junmyeon: cherish these moments. you'll never know what'll happen in the future.

junmyeon: headaches. departures.

junmyeon: it's like the hunger games

junmyeon: seungcheol-ah

junmyeon: /sobs/

seungcheol: /slowly backs away/

jihoon: ...

kyungsoo: ...

jihoon: ...

jihoon: lord of the underworld, we have met once again.

kyungsoo: ... apprentice, how are things going on down there. are the prisoners ready for our next attack?

baekhyun & seungkwan: /does everything together bc sassy main vocal squad/

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