exo group chat part twooo
chanyeol: heeyudududxs
jongdae: is chanyeol drunk again?
chanyeol: nO and what do you mean again
jongdae: nothing
baekhyun: no he's with his girlfriend gayoung ://
chanyeol: what no i'm not i'm at the han river with sehun
sehun: i smELL JEALOUSYYY
baekhyun: well you should see a doctor about that.
jongdae: exo next door is just a show baekhyun
baekhyun: but the feelings are real
sehun: fuckin deep
chanyeol: DONT BE LIKE THAT BAEKHYUN
baekhyun: wtv go with your gayoung
yifan: what's happening
minseok: something slightly on the homosexual side of exo
yifan: aka my favorite side of exo B)
zitao: gege pls
yifan: don't act like nothing happened between us just because you and sehun have been getting a little too friendly.
luhan: the fuck
sehun: yeah, the fuck?
zitao: gege you're jealous ^~^
luhan: hey wu yi fan
yifan: what
luhan: tell your bitch
luhan: to stay away from my bitch
zitao: i'm no one's bitch >.>
junmyeon: What is all this foul lingo I see that appears on my CP?
chanyeol: hyuNG
baekhyun: i came from exo planet to tell you to stop hyung
junmyeon: Why does No One appreciate my interest in slang?
jongdae: oh god is he at it again
jongin: someone call manager hyung
chanyeol: on it
yifan: bet all you bitchez miss me
chanyeol: nah i'm the tallest now lol
minseok: that's a stretch wu yi fan
baekhyun: yixing hyung misses my grandma more and he doesn't even know her
zitao: i miss you hyung!!! •3• <3 don't let the haters bring you down!!!!
yifan: shut up zitao i'm not buying you shit
zitao: geez hyung :// you think you know a guy huh. just trying to be friendly. and you wonder why people don't like you
yifan: so you don't want cash?
zitao: hell y eah i do
luhan: alright this pimp to main bitch convo is going to private alrite yifan? k zitao? ok we're good
luhan: kim minseok who is hani
luhan: why is she with you and why is she gorgeous?
minseok: heeyeon? oh i'm on a show with her~
luhan: so now you have petnames? well. okay. two can play at that game.
luhan: this is what you're missing kim minseok aka xiumin of exo and sub unit exo-m
sehun: i don't wanna miss you hyung >///////<
jongdae: hey hey heEEY, make way for the legal wife. sorry but minseok's not getting anyone but me.
minseok: hello i'm not a prize to be won :/
luhan: that's right minmin is not a prize to be won, he is a human being for luhan
jongdae: shut up and complain to your bratty sehun
sehun: waht
chanyeol: you know what'd be real fking hilarious
chanyeol: minseok hyung chooses heeyeon noona
minseok: actualllyyyyy...
minseok: then it'd be real fking hilarious right now you know?
minseok: heh. hehe. /sweat drops
luhan: YOU MONSTER
jongdae: I LOVED YOU UNCONDITIONALLY KIM MINSEOK AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? SHAME ON YOU.
luhan: excuse me shut up @jongdae aka less beautiful human being B)
jongdae: PLEAS E
baekhyun: WELCOME TO THE CLU HYUNG, CONGRATS AND LETS WATCH WHILE HANI GETS TRUCKLOADS OF HATE COMMENTS, MIGHT I ADD FROM YOUR VERY OWN FANS AND SUPPORTERS EVERY SECOND! WHAT A GREAT START TO A NEW RELATIONSHIP RIGHT? RIGHT? YH :))))
chanyeol: don't listen to baekhyun he's just mad because he had to spend a whole lot of money to buy apology chocolates and flowers :)
junmyeon: I n-double e-d to meet her :-)
luhan: can't believe you did this. especially with the up & down girl.
minseok: im joking
minseok: but we look gud tgt rite ;)
chanyeol: totally screenshoting + sending that to her asap
minseok: i'll poison your fucking food
chanyeol: on second thought
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requested update ~ i really don't know if i should continue writing this because... i feel like no one reads it? lol. btw, group chats will be the number one thing in this group. it's easier for me to write hehe.
