junmyeon: Zitao
zitao: what
junmyeon: You're always welcome back here, if you get tired
zitao: really? ...
junmyeon: Of course :)
zitao: thanks for the offer but nah
luhan: check out my new album "reloaded"! and my two mv's. thanks!
sehun: HYUNG I DOWNLOADED BOTH OF YOUR MV's AND BOUGHT YOUR ALBUM TWICE
luhan: i love my fans, thank you for the support
yifan: and now... back to the bitch who had a lot to say about me the other year in sns, zitao what's good?
junmyeon: Hello welcome Yifan this is a friendly environment banning any sort of harassment, bullying, or swearing
baekhyun: did someone say swearing?
zitao: i don't get it gege :(
yifan: what part of that did u not get
zitao: i wanted your forgiveness
luhan: oh hey good timing. have you guys bought my album
luhan: also check out my mv
jongdae: no one cares
luhan: love off
luhan: LOVE OFF
luhan: who the love changed f u c k into love in my phone
junmyeon: Me
luhan: how?????
junmyeon: i have people
yifan: idk about you guys, but i shaved my head for a top movie
luhan: woah woah woah wait baekhyun and taeyeon broke up?
jongdae: shh. he refuses to talk about it.
junmyeon: But the agency hasn't released anything official yet right?
jongdae: yeah he's sulking and posting angry replies on anti baekyeon comments
luhan: did taeyeon dump him
baekhyun: SHE DID NOT
luhan: so you expect me to believe that you dumped taeyeon
baekhyun: I DONT
baekhyun: STOP TALKING TO ME LUHAN
chanyeol: what's up with him
jongdae: being emo as usual
chanyeol: ah
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a/n: super short update guys, sorry i'm not updated with exo at all nowadays so it's hard to find jokes that are relevant lol-- but tbh yifan is doing pretty well right?
