baekhyun: y'all
baekhyun: daddy baekhyun is back
chanyeol: did he ever exist
chanyeol: does he even exist now
baekhyun: fuck you chanyeol you know you love my black hair
chanyeol: nah but i know someone who does
baekhyun: who
chanyeol: JOHN CENA
baekhyun: Damn It Chanyeol. It's Christmas.
jongdae: christmas was yesterday ...
baekhyun: does it look like i give a fuck
jongdae: obviously not after looking at your face 🐸🍷
chanyeol: brb just witnessed a murder
luhan: Hey guys hope you had a great holidays!
sehun: hi hyung! hope you did too :-)
luhan: Be Sure to Check Out My New Songs 🎼
sehun: i downloaded them all
luhan: Thanks for the message! Unfortunately, Lu Han™ is not able to reply at this moment.
baekhyun: that fucker thinks he's on a different level from us
jongdae: he got his ugly ass name patented
sehun: yes i'm 😄 Smiling but inside i'm 😥 dying
zitao: how are you guys? i missed you a lot!
sehun: hi zitao :)
junmyeon: My child. Has winter been harsh for you? You can always come back to your nest, where you were born.
zitao: wait... this is the wrong group again omg lol sorry! #How #embarassing ^^
zitao: but yeah!
zitao: been resting a lot better now :) thanks mom, don't worry about me. gotta blast!
sehun: more like gotta kris
sehun: gotta zitao
sehun: gotta... luhan
baekhyun: don't you mean gotta Lu Han™
chanyeol: Gotta Lu Han™
minseok: guys? i've been thinking that we're only getting older and we aren't spending our days like we should be
baekhyun: well when you're sending girls to hong kong with your rap everyday it's a little hard to right?
chanyeol: shut
baekhyun: Sending Girls To Hong Kong With My Rap™
minseok: i mean... i think we should start dating
sehun: *cue gasps from table, the water spit and mumbles*
baekhyun: yeah it's a bit hard when you're in an on/off relationship with your ultimate bias since high school and some of ur rabid fan girls berate her everyday
minseok: oh right
minseok: forgot about that
sehun; who were you thinking of seeing, hyung?
minseok: no one, really, well yet.
kyungsoo: where is jongin
baekhyun: in my heart
kyungsoo: i will tear you into pieces and feed you to our son, monggu
junmyeon: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
chanyeol: what the fuck where did you get that
junmyeon: (at full volume) I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR MEMES
baekhyun: (sighs) you're not doing it right
junmyeon: you gotta face it byun, the memelord KimJun has taken over your throne
chanyeol: MemeLord KimJun™
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honestly what the hell did i just write
